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Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 18m

OK, so I’m a layman, I didn’t even sleep at a Holiday Inn express last night, but I know that KBJ just shredded that dude…

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1h

I try to last as long as I can. Supreme Court oral arguments are chillin like Bob Dylan compared to congressional hearings. They might lose me occasionally—I'd fuckin' hope so—but I'm never floored by sheer incompetence or crudeness.
The older I get the more congress looks like high school in suits.

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Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1h

I did eyedropper anthropomorphics at a dead show in the 90's.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 2h

I'd step over a dozen clarinetists to ziptie one oboist.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 2h

What's the difference between a clarinet and a duck call? Vibrato.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 2h

I order you to respect me!!!

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 13h

Not sure how psyched I am for Speaker Jeffries.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 13h

He saw a lot of threatening things out there. Much more threatening than his thing I’m guessing.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 13h

There are no surprises at all in how they look. It’s almost kinda weird.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 14h

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 19h

murder

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 19h

I've been watching Tulsa King... I think Jack should try it.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 20h

Where is fuckin’ Matt Taibi when you need him???

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Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 22h

I’m sure it feels a little better that way.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 23h

They are practical joke ugly.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 23h

a stuffed chimpanzee wearing striped pants and a yellow vest is squatting on a blue background .

ALT: a stuffed chimpanzee wearing striped pants and a yellow vest is squatting on a blue background .

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Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

Matt Ryan deserved one. I remember watching him earn ‘Matty Ice’ playing at BC. Always been a fan- except in that one game.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

The worst kind- I’m a Pats fan. 🤣

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Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

Roberts is gonna give the whole fuckin’ thing away. Break out the crowns and scepters and shit…

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

It's amateur hour with gravy seals, guns and kids.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

Who's the vile scumbag with his knee on the kid's neck? He should be very very famous.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

Why? Have they ever lost a heartbreaker?

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

I’d love to hear Tommy explain Sharia law. Comedy gold.

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 1d

At our reception, my wife and I made our entrance and were introduced for the first time as Mr. & Mrs. to Crazy Train and we stand by it! 🤣

That’s how cool my wife is! ❤️

Bert’s New Trick Workshop❤️🤍💙 @nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda funny though- I mean, the Marlins ain’t THAT bad…