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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 13h

Hence, why he’s a shitty person.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 15h

It takes two seconds to find out Gavin Newsom is not a good person, but he’s not a fascist and *right now* that’s good enough.

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 1d

But calling them Nazis crosses a line, apparently.

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 3d

He will definitely try if he’s still alive, but I really really doubt that.

Not a violent threat. You just can’t have a diet that’s almost entirely fast food and uppers for decades without consequences.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 3d

“Bro, you talking like that to other minorities used to be your career. You literally became famous because you would talk shit like that to Obama.”

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 4d

For the sake of accuracy I will acknowledge that Platner claims he thought it was just a generic military-style skull and crossbones, and since finding out it was a Nazi death’s-head he has had it removed.

I don’t really buy it, but I will acknowledge it happened.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 4d

>The Maine senatorial candidate has a skull and crossbow themed tattoo that is rumored to be Nazi adjacent. Drama ensues.
“Oh come on, let’s at least hold off judging until we’ve actually seen the tattoo.”
>Pics happen. It totally is a Totenkopf.

“…Huh. Well, you are right. Carry on.”

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 5d

Well, unless they make a deal a few major assistance programs run out of money at the end of the month including SNAP. Meanwhile, construction has started on the new Whitehouse ballroom nobody but T wanted.

If this were happening in a novel I’d call the writer a hack.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 5d

A wise old anarchist once told me, “if you think you saw someone shoplifting food, water, medicine, diapers, or feminine hygiene products - no you fucking didn’t.”

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 7d

Game day will be the day of daylight savings so it's 25 hours.

What the hell, for every donation I'll post the first Dank Meme that comes to mind.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 7d

www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Thought I'd try to do something positive with social media for a change. I'll be tossing this page up once in a while. I'm doing a charity thing to raise money for children's hospitals. Basically a walkathon, but instead of walk a mile it's game for an hour. /1

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 7d

In response to No Kings protests yesterday, Trump used the official White House social media to post an AI video of himself wearing a crown, flying a plane, and dropping poop on protesters.

Basically he argued that they’re wrong by admitting they are right and just saying it with stank on it.

two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton

ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton

media.tenor.com

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 9d

YR Chat Scandal Abridged -
Everyone Else: “You just want to be bigots and kill people with no consequences.”
YR, to Public: “No! We’re just Free Speech Absolutists!”
YR, internally: “Yo, how did they figure out that we just want to be bigots and kill people with no consequences?” *Fascism Noises*

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 10d

“Not how Witch Hunts even work, kids.”

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 10d

I mean, the organization flat out says that their definition of a “Young Republican” is 40 or below. Lol

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 11d

In today’s “things that are apparently hot takes, but I don’t even understand why” - I’m not saying I know for a fact that there is no God. I’m just saying that the hard evidence for it is not there; so basing our laws, our society, and our personalities on a God concept seems wildly irresponsible.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 12d

Plus side, if you ever wonder why they got mad when you pointed out when they did something Nazi and they didn’t just do the obvious thing of stopping with the Nazi thing - turns out the answer is exactly what you think.

Because they excitedly and explicitly like doing the Nazi things.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 12d

Goshdarn it, you got me.

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 12d

A lesser news story, a chat log of the leadership of the Young Republicans group got leaked. If you were wondering what’s in there, well - let me put it this way.

There’s an argument in there over whether or not gas chambers truly meet the “Hitler Aesthetic”.

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 15d

That feeling when your dictator is openly flaunting the rules about term limits - but clearly isn’t going to live long enough for it to matter. That feeling when you know he’s not going to be assassinated because there’s obviously no need.

NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 15d

In Trump‘s case it’s complete bullshit. He’s had a diet of basically just fast food and uppers for decades, and can’t even play around a golf without cheating and hogging the cart. His health is worse than Biden‘s ever was. Biden has prostate cancer and it wouldn’t surprise me if Trump died first./3

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 15d

It’s always exaggerated, but there’s always something to it. Mussolini swam daily and lifted weights to work on his core strength. Hitler was a recreational mountain hiker who made it a point to put aside sometime every day to train dogs.

Trump is also presenting this aura, the difference? /2

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 15d

One thing that gives me a little bit of a giggle is the one big and important difference between Trump and any other fascist dictator throughout history.

Fastest dictators, arguably all dictators but especially fascist ones, always present an aura of vitality and strength. /1

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NuclearNoises @nuclearnoises.bsky.social · 16d

If not a cult made of morons, how come cult and moron shaped?