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Nubbin00

@nubbin00.bsky.social

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Amateur woodworker and semi-professional asshole. Way too old for a new social media app but I'm here cause Twitter sucks now. Mostly liberal. Not a goat. He/him. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · Aug 25

Carrot cake can fuck right off.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 2d

Walnut and maple...jar? Vessel? Paperweight? Idfk what it is but that walnut is pretty! 5" x 5", linseed oil.

#woodworking #woodturning

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 2d

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 3d

🎼Just a spoonful of sugar makes the heroin go down...🎶

or whatever Julie Andrews said

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 3d

homer simpson and bart simpson sitting at a table with a plate of food

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 3d

...y'all

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 3d

Idk what that is but I'd eat tf out of it!

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 4d

... and that's enough internet for today.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 4d

Goddamn it, reddit

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 5d

Hushpuppies are overrated. They always sound like a good idea but they're usually disappointing.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 5d

Seriously, who tf is keeping Long John Silvers in business?

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 5d

Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 7d

I dunno, maybe I'll come back over here. Twitter is worse than ever.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

well by all means, enjoy your dry-ass cookie!

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

so someone gives you a nice, warm chocolate chip cookie right out of the oven and you take a bite only to realize - whoopy doodle! - they forgot to even add the chips into the dough. And you're telling me you're not disappointed and you're still willing to eat that...'cookie'?

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

OW! You fuckin' hit me with the phone, you dick!

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

Oatmeal raisin cookies are objectively better cookies that chocolate chip cookies. HEAR ME OUT. If you take the raisins out of oatmeal cookies, it's still a decent cookie. However, if you take the chocolate chips out of chocolate chip cookies, you realize it's a trash cookie.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

they should invent a garbage bag that doesn't IMMEDIATELY FALL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMNED TRASH CAN WHENEVER YOU THROW SOMETHING AWAY.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

So what's the worst thing since sliced bread?

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

tired, angry, tired of being angry, apathetic, hopeless and a little hungry.

at least I can fix the last one.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8d

Werewolves of London is probably the best song about a little old lady getting mutilated.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 9d

Yeah, where?! 🤣

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 9d

Never gonna give
You up never gonna let
You down - Rick Astley

holy shit, it's a goddamned haiku

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11d

Made some more cutting/serving/charcuterie boards.

Played around with the sizes a bit this time, give a little more variety.

Walnut, cherry, black locust and one big ass piece of oak. Seriously, you could kill a guy with that thing.

#woodworking

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11d

Walnut bowl with pewter lid, 7" wide by 3"tall, paste wax.

The stuff with the pewter lids are proving to be very popular at the craft shows.

#woodturning #woodworking

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11d

This is why I stay away from this site.

Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie Moosh) @coombutt.bsky.social · Sep 17

Do you think paula abdul fucked mc skat cat