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notwelcomematt
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · Jun 24
Poo poo pee pee
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4h
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 7h
You’re beholden to Big Water Bottle and you’re too afraid to confront that reality.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 10h
I survived my whole elementary and high school career without a water bottle. Why does everyone need access to 500+ml of water at all times? People come to my home and bring a water bottle. My brother in Christ, I have cups and a faucet.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 18h
Assistant TO the Manager
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 18h
Will you answer Burger King’s call for aid?
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
It’s funny because his “legitimate” business endeavours are also scams
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
Also, his tailor should be tried for crimes against humanity.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
Can somebody at least get these boys a good tailor?
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
Fascistbook
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
This sucks so much. I got into him with the release of Black Messiah. This is devastating.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
Fuuuuuuuck
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
I’d rather piss my pants in public
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 1d
Lmfao
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 2d
#opentowhatever
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 2d
This is weird
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry to hear that. The podium won’t be the same without you.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 2d
Oh
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 2d
AutisM&M
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 3d
Does he also say it as it is?
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 3d
He should give it back
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 3d
*kickflip* hell yah
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 4d
Gonna need concentration camps for all the ICE agents once this is all over.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 4d
Holy Renfrew? It’s really bad so perfect for Canada.
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 4d
Not understanding art is what they do best
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 4d
Shithole country!