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Remembering back in the 90s in London when we'd all just got the INTERNET at work & everyone downloaded those xmas lights that twinkled on your computer screen & the whole system crashed & we all got sent home & the IT department had a nervous breakdown.

Simpler times.
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Was on a first-aid course today.

There were 11 of us.

8 women. 3 men.

Our middle-aged male tutor made several jokey (derogatory) comments about his wife within the first couple of hours.

Read the room, dickhead.

And yet people still ask us why we're angry.
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Sophie Willan was pregnant on a flight, whilst previously used to just getting pissed on planes.

"And it was half-term, kids everywhere.
It was horrendous.
I nearly considered getting off & having an abortion"

Shocked Buzzcocks male panellists - hilarious.

The 2 females - pissing themselves :)
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Stella McCartney will present her show at the Riyadh Fashion Week as ‘a way to encourage dialogue’.

aka 'as a way to encourage profit'.

What about your 'ethical fashion' ethos?

Shame on you Stellz.
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One woman's journey from desire to disgust in 2 pictures.
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So stupid, we need a new word for stupid.
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Mark's digital portrait of that photo
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All Of You.

Well, that's 98 minutes of my life I'm never getting back.
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Ad infinitum.

Get it up you, Nige.
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Unfortunately, far too many people I know.
Baffling really.
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When my OH interviewed Lewis Collins about "Who Dares Wins" in the early 80s for the school paper in St Helens
Mr Collins was a gent & great company
Just look at the OH with his wee reporter's notepad
32 years later & I still fancy the arse off him
Please share your similar yoof meets celeb photos
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Everything is so awful I might even go back to facebook.

Only kidding.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)

I did a lot of stoopid photoshopping during the 1st lockdown.
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She put the Poll Tax in Scotland 1 yr before the rest of the UK. I was an 18 year old Glaswegian & we went on every single demonstration. The overwhelming sense of solidarity, fury but also the humour. Strictly, gallows :)

I'm 54 now & it's still vivid in my mind

Looking 4ward to this, I love OG x
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You're more than welcome. Everything crossed for you Matt xxx
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Sunday evening banter.

My kid:
"Hey Ma, you like it when god-awful people die".

Me:
*uncomfortable with this accurate portrayal*

My kid:
"Ian Watkins was murdered in prison".

Me:
*comfortable with this accurate portrayal*

And, scene.
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Oui Serge, j'suis d'accord :(
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Please, please, please repost Matt's post @mjowen174.bsky.social
Triffic fella & massively talented writer.
Ah, go on, go on, go on.
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If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer
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I've reposted for you now too xxx
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To paraphrase Sally Albright:

"she looks like a normal person but actually she is the angel of death".
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Thank you for the Kathleen Belew book recommendation on @americanfric.bsky.social I will be reading it soon 👍
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I've watched this at least 10 times & now have a major crush on Stephanapolous
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
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Congratulations on the book's success. I inhaled it & adored it !

Spent many a lovely moment in Ilkley - it's got an ace sweetie shop too :)

Cheers for everything, from this mum of a brilliant 24 year old autistic son x
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My OH always says that Alan Sugar looks like an old testicle that's rolled round an unswept barber shop floor.

Same vibe.