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Meg Bot

@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡 💗 @visitauguste.bsky.social 💗

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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 35m

Hey, Ursula? About our combat style when we merge to fight—what do you think of calling it shark fu?

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 1h

So this is Auguste... I've been dreaming of this forever!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 1h

Those were totally flags! Big, fat, red flags!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 2h

A shot of Meg's legs as she stands on the shores of Auguste in GBVSR

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 2h

Meg spraying herself with perfume as Hal and Mal wave awkwardly, and Meg pictures herself as an angel like them with a wing coming out of her head. Ursula does not like the perfume

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 3h

Of course it is! Auguste is going to thrive, from here on and forever!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 4h

It made me realize that I could never enjoy a vacation because I was too weak.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 4h

This is the zombie fish? So you've already caught it!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 5h

Ahaha, I seem a lot more upbeat than usual? Well, something really neat happened.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 5h

I'll go look for that mysterious something that's been terrorizing the place and exterminate it!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 6h

No, no, no! I’m gonna be late!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 7h

Anyway, after the cold-water bath, next is usually the... Wait, what was it? I'm so cold... my brain isn't working...

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 7h

Vira: Wait, so she writes you songs, you frequently exchange gifts, and you sleep in the same bed, but you're not certain she has feelings for you?

Meg: But what if she's just being nice?

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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 8h

I see now... Mari's a precious friend of mine. She's the princess!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 8h

All my memories tell me to defeat you! Take this! My hopes, my pain, and all of my anger! Up yours!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 9h

'Course I am! My ideal Auguste isn't complete without you!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 10h

But relax. I'll murder any nasties that dare to attack Auguste.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 10h

Meg: An image showing both designs for younger Meg, with the following narration: Her features have changed somewhat, but whether that is due to natural maturation or the series of traumatic experiences in recent years is anyone’s guess

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 11h

Mari! How long is this prayer going to be!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 11h

Mari! I want it harder too!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 12h

Nuh-uh, Ursula! No biting! I don't want them to get hurt!

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Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, it most certainly did work. I've gotten so much stronger.

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 13h

Watch out! You'll be the next zombie if you set any flags!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 14h

Those were totally flags! Big, fat, red flags!

Meg Bot @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social · 14h

A friend once told me that Auguste is best enjoyed with someone else. Since we're both alone, why don't we pair up? I think it'll be fun.