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Arriving with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · Aug 6

When you want to give your crabby tabby some relief but don't want to put your own hand/forearm in the danger zone.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 4h

That reminds me of the show with Cathy Lee Crosby and John Davidson, "That's Not Credible!"

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

It does sound like my retirement account turning into a pile of radioactive dust is inevitable, look for a Snowball and Maggie calendar (only $49.99 plus shipping and handling) in 2026.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

Wait until society collapses and see if you can get it for three baubles and a pine cone.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

I just say "Send me $500 first to prove you have your shit together"

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

If you put "credible intelligence" and then you only much late put "DHS says" without using the phrase "inveterate, utterly transparent liars" then you get an idea of how ill-informed somebody reading ABC News can become.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

Yes one of about 19 potential vulnerabilities not originally identified by your stenographers and cheerleaders.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

His wife of 74 years, Emmy-winning actress Bonnie Bartlett, is also still with us at 96. Two Northwestern Wildcats.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

A real career pinnacle, will it be classed as horror for bookstores?

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

Yes, "pushing back" by recording illegal acts committed by a bunch of masked, cruel fascists, it's a real escalation.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 5h

I just think it's terrible that the name Bananarama is already taken.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 6h

(12 seconds later) (his son's reciprocating inter-generational porn alarm blares)

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 6h

Some comic associated with Will Sasso "created" a stand-up set for the late George Carlin a year or two back and for a moment Kelly Carlin's hatred shone brighter than any other energy source in the galaxy.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 6h

The closest I got was my parents downsizing their mountain of hoarded crap house and bequeathing me a small storage ottoman full of residual junk I left there in 1989. If there any Aladdin's Castle arcades left I now have a small coin purse of your tokens.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 6h

My favorite post is Guys I need you to badly react to this so I can pluck your 29-follower ass out of obscurity and amongst 350 other comments to hold you up as an example of a dumbshit that I am smarter than.

Couldn't you just block?

NO THIS IS EASIER

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 7h

(head in hands after emitting low moan that disturbed cats) Fuckin' Politico

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 7h

(shakes fist impotently) THE HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 7h

Let's all agree to be disappointed in the crap spewed by a person/publication once and bank that knowledge rather than re-live it 999 more times.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 7h

Rabid caravan toddlers armed with scalpels are strapped to the underside of ICE vehicles looking to cut the Achilles tendons of our brave agents like Gage in Pet Sematary.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 7h

About 100 years ago, my country great-grandmother's attempt to recreate the farm of her 19th century youth in Beaumont, TX-- my grandfather (taller) and great-uncle with a rabbit hutch, my great-uncle about to be skeletonized by rabid chickens.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 8h

All of these Jerusalemites took to the streets one year in to tell Netanyahu keep up the good work, you're doing great, we love having no hostages back and becoming a pariah ethnic cleansing state in the interim.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 8h

Beeferman dance to the nightingale's tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Whoa, whoa-oa-oa-a
Beeferman

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 8h

Fortunately we have an honest broker with no conflicts of interest in the form of Netanyahu to confirm our rapturous suspicions.

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 8h

Guys, history doesn't exist, therefore the person that is President now is the only one who could have brokered a cease fire and return of 1/12 of the original hostages to their families. If you see a news story from 2024 suggesting October Surprise-style collusion it's obviously a fake.

US, frustrated, says ceasefire plan rejected by Netanyahu had been coordinated with him

PM had been expected to welcome initiative on arrival in NY, relate to it in UN speech. But after outcry at home, PMO says he never backed it and he vows to keep hitting Hezbollah

www.timesofisrael.com

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 8h

Not with corrupt players like Bibi and Trump involved in their version of the 1980 October Surprise.

US, frustrated, says ceasefire plan rejected by Netanyahu had been coordinated with him

PM had been expected to welcome initiative on arrival in NY, relate to it in UN speech. But after outcry at home, PMO says he never backed it and he vows to keep hitting Hezbollah

www.timesofisrael.com

norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 8h

"Don't hand Republicans a win, let me hand them a win for you to keep my ass out of jail."