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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 1d

Eventually, the Supreme Court will make some ruling saying the US President has the “authority and divinely-endowed ability” to determine the guilt or innocence of any American accused of a crime. Anybody who complains will be accused of “hating God.“

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 1d

Now the King told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The Sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a cruisin' down the ville
The Muezzin was a standing
On the radiator grille
The Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rockin' the Casbah

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 1d

She is America’s true Queen. We must bow down to her!!!
If you don’t worship the Paltroid, it means you hate America!!

a woman is making a funny face and holding her finger to her mouth .

ALT: a woman is making a funny face and holding her finger to her mouth .

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 1d

Lord God Emperor trump actually probably thinks 12 is somewhere between 1 and 10.

a man in a blue shirt is saying that he is not a smart man

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying that he is not a smart man

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 1d

If somebody hooks up with 2 of the group members, they could go on social media and declare they got a pair of NewJeans.

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 1d

Did Vance once again suggest that trump might be America’s Hitler?

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 3d

It’s IIA7X98 upside down 🙃

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 3d

The ONLY reason the Jays won is because they scored more runs through a superior performance! 😵‍💫

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 3d

Nice. Did she marry Neil Reid?
The unused director’s cut went, “I before E, except after C; or if rhyming with A, like neighbor and weigh.”
That last shit ended up on the editing room floor. A good expression should be short and sweet.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 3d

Reached base nine times in one game.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 3d

Manfred says tonight‘s game officially counts as two losses for the Jays. 😞

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 5d

He was just put on trump‘s cabinet.

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 5d

Great song!

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 5d

Hamilton isn’t miserable. The Tiger-Cats are in first place in the east. The city rejoices.

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 5d

Libs claim trump “bankrupted” casinos. He sold the casinos at an amazing profit, then he donated every penny of the profits to impoverished children. His donation of those casino profits literally saved many countries from “folding.” Bangladesh wouldn’t exist anymore!

I’m gunning for Leavitt’s job!

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 6d

Jimmy Van B at 28th?!?
Sorry, but he’s more like 26th, or maybe even 25th greatest.
This list is pure, unmitigated insanity.

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 6d

Why must these “rocking roll” combos have such frightening names? 😞
An iron maiden was some kind of torture device. Megadeath is how they calculate casualties from nuclear war. Anthrax is a terrible disease.
I’m sorry, but I must insist this heathen music be temporarily paused for further review. 😢

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 6d

That picture is gross

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 7d

Yeah…”mistake.” 😄

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 7d

youtu.be/1QpJt4Y-HUY?...

Fixing A Hole feat George Burns

YouTube video by Eric Lapp

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 8d

Now the King told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The Sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a cruisin' down the ville
The Muezzin was a standing
On the radiator grille
The Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rockin' the Casbah

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 9d

Yeah, yeah, we get it, you leftists can’t stand trump.
Buncha dang patriots! 😤
Okay, fine. BE THAT WAY!
If you wanna side with the Constitution over trump (AGAIN), I guess we know where your loyalties lie. You’re just a freedom-loving, critical thinking troublemaker!

Well…g’nite, anyways. 😴

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 9d

Quality of life deteriorates quickly for the vast majority of citizens once autocracy has taken hold of a nation. While the few within the sphere of power enjoy lives of nearly-unlimited luxury, millions suffer under oppression such as in countries like North Korea and Russia.
That’s the US now. 🤬

American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 9d

Those who keep saying “Epstein ballroom” apparently don’t care they are hurting our beloved Emperor’s feelings. 🥺
The more that people say Epstein ballroom and keep talking about an Epstein ballroom, the more it keeps hurting him.
Stop saying EPSTEIN BALLROOM!
It’s cruel to say EPSTEIN BALLROOM!

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American Absurdity Association @nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social · 9d

Probably just Winona Ryder messing with us.