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a.l.e.x.
@noflexalllex.bsky.social
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I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two 🏳️‍🌈 and this is always a safe space. Proudly 🇵🇷. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 24d
These are a few of my favorite things
A view of a plane’s wing on takeoff with Puerto Rico’s northeast coast behind and the ocean below
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 49m
Is it too soon to say I made an appointment next month for my next tattoo?
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 2h
Thoughts and prayers for the person who REALLY made the mistake
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 6h
I can’t speak to your personal life but I think you have it *on* you 😉
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 8h
If we talked about social profit, you know who would immediately equate it to socialism or even communism. But it’s something we should all be thinking of
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 8h
Well, if things couldn’t get any better, you go and show off and prove they can get better!
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 8h
I, I mean WE, are ok with you jumping the gun as long as we get something for *actual* hump day :)
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 8h
Only issue is when that occasional drip happens in the middle of the night and you wake up coughing and can’t stop. But congrats on the new era!
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 18h
Bought something and put it together tonight. With a drink (the glass was not empty when I started).

Behold my mini Lego lucky bamboo!
Lego mini lucky bamboo on a light wood colored table next to an empty glass on a red coaster
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 18h
I’d snuggle too in that setting
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 19h
Thatll Donkey GIF
Alt: Shrek saying to Donkey “That’ll do Donkey, That’ll do “
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 19h
Congrats. “Better” in both pics (aka super handsome), but “best” when you love being in your own skin. You deserve to be proud of getting to your best…or at least this step
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 22h
I think this is more an Apple thing than a UA thing? I’m almost certain the data for the BP is coming from a different source, not UA directly through the app.
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 22h
Absolutely
a woman wearing sunglasses is standing in the first class seat of an airplane
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is strutting down the first class aisle of an airplane with the caption first class
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
She hasn’t gotten any cleaner since the last time
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
2 hours can seem like an eternity squeezed in back. I’d do it for a bit more too. And I have.
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
Can it be in just about any other location???
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
And as I didn’t see, I am forced to wonder what a dressing gown is and how it all looked. Judging by the replies it must’ve been a sight.

Also I’m too lazy to look up what a dressing gown is, so I shall use my imagination. Sorry for what that will put you through. Respectfully.
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a grey hoodie says oh my god
Alt: David from Schitt’s Creek in a grey hoodie and short blond wig says oh my god that’s so embarrassing you must feel ridiculous
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
I got stuck admiring your thighs, specifically compared to your waist. 🥵🥵 I stopped in the middle on the way, of course.
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
Impressive hole
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
Except you’re actually a respectable adult that didn’t bleed out. lol
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t have one but thanks for sharing yours!
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
Funny…your nephews are you in little packages. I’m gonna need you to explain to them a lot more so they can, I dunno, be respectable adults that don’t bleed out while getting there?
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe I should change my name on here to celebrate spoopy season?
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a.l.e.x. @noflexalllex.bsky.social · 1d
Those used to be from LAX exclusively, too, no?
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