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Anu
@nofirstorder.bsky.social
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Independent voter here,navigating the chaos with a healthy mix of sarcasm and masala chai (sometimes it's alcohol😉). I may joke about the madness, but that doesn't mean I've lost my principles or my deep empathy for others. Human first.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 4h
Kashyap is the Indian kid in Mean Girls...20 years later.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 7h
Remember how he repeatedly told us that deal would hold before he signed? 😂😂
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 7h
A $8 billion trade bridge/tunnel connecting two continents across the Bering Strait? Sure, and I'll fly to work on a unicorn.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 8h
My inner Math teacher just involuntarily screamed. That isn't too high to calculate, that's just a failure to carry the one. Grade: F
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 8h
Did Oz pop some Tylenol right before he walked out there?
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 8h
Is 'under-babied' like being under-caffeinated, or is it worse? Either way, I'm sure the President's plan will involve a huge, beautiful tax cut that somehow results in triplets for everyone who’s under-babied.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 8h
Bobby - Sitting causes autism.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 8h
We can't you name them simple? Because 'Pergoverous' is precisely what happens when you skip your phonics class.😐
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 8h
It sounds like a desperate political retaliation attempt from Trump, and there's no question the charges will collapse once they meet reality.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 12h
The suspense is killing us! Did the conversation mostly revolve around what a genius you are or did you actually get to the part about Ukraine?
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 14h
They are so blatantly dishonest, their lies are becoming an insult to basic intelligence.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 15h
It's a bold stance to treat the inflationary effect of a tax as a fun mystery yet to be solved.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d
Someone please tell Dementia Don him that Xi holds all the cards and manufactures them too.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d
He talks like a mob boss, not a leader.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d
Couldn't agree more. Their actions and words behind closed doors revealed everything you need to know about their true character.
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jdforprogressnetx.bsky.social @jdforprogressnetx.bsky.social · 1d
Character is how you act when you think no one is watching. Thank you to those who revealed the bigotry and hate of these Republicans.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d
😂😂😂
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d
That’s a total exaggeration.😐
Besides, he also initiated unnecessary trade wars with other countries and fueled a deeply divisive conflict with political left at home.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d
It's a miracle of governance: The man who started the tariffs is now the first to threaten retaliation for the retaliation. The stable genius just keeps on giving!
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d
He's effectively just the president for half the nation. That's a telling measure of unity.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d
Watching his bootlicking followers cheer this on is sickening.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d
Sure, blame the media for everything. It's much easier than dealing with actual facts or accountability.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d
WTF??😳
Thank you again Musk, Thiel, Heritage bros and MAGA for fucking up our lives so bad.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d
So, he's basically admitting to being overweight and out of shape?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be appreciated."
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d
He's right to worry. When people see a slightly heavier, slightly larger body at the beach, they won’t think it’s a relaxed leader. They’d think, Someone needs to call the Coast Guard, a very important yacht has run aground.