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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 18h

Blazers knew he was shady when they hired him

www.nytimes.com/2021/06/29/s...

Blazers’ Billups Hire Draws Attention to Sexual Assault Accusation (Published 2021)

www.nytimes.com

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 18h

Hate bring this guy, but technically Trump will be “in office in 2028” (unless he somehow kicks it before then) because a new elected president doesn’t take office until 2029

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 19h

While also rebuilding everything…and then ppl will get bored and because of vibes vote in the next R disaster. Rinse, repeat, just like the last 30 years

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 19h

Bowie and Prince the same year were multipliers

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 13d

Doesn’t this seem like something Putin demanded Trump do or else he will leak the golden showers tapes?

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 13d

I mean, there’s this, which is objectively horribad. But what annoys me more are the other grownass people who recognize he’s disgusting but who servilely fellate him publicly because they imagine it will bring them power but will really bring them eventual prison time

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 13d

Oh a video game reference

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 13d

He looks really pissed off

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 13d

Then come back later and take the pie

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 13d

Because he is a professional asshole

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 13d

The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 26d

I quit fantasy sports years ago but whenever I see “”(Insert player’s name) carted off vs. (insert team name),” I have a quantitatively negative experience.

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 26d

Ah bummer. You and Michelle and Hakeem were the best on that show

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 26d

Atrocious. Phil, is How the Universe Works still in production? been a bit since a new episode

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 26d

Man I’ve lived in the Bay Area for like 20+ years and have rarely seen a cockroach. I think it’s because they all live in this trap house.

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 26d

Agree. You know what IS a battlefield?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZ...

Pat Benatar - Love Is A Battlefield (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by PatBenatarVEVO

www.youtube.com

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 26d

The thing that bothers me the most (after the slaughter of the helpless at Wounded Knee) is that this jackass thinks HE is the final arbiter of history. Doesn’t work that way muchacho.

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · 26d

^apes. Orangutans are apes.

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 16

I refuse.

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 13

It’s bad enough that they’ve destroyed this country in less than a year but they also have the stones to try to force themselves on Europe too. No means no, you pervs

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 13

Are ck and those other guys throwing up sig heils or what

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 13

Can someone also tell him his shitty combover is wholly unconvincing?

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 9

Picked up some dire straits tapes from the local thrift. Feel rich, man

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 7

Still the best headline of all time:

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Ex-NBA star Lamar Odom admits to using prosthetic penis to cheat Olympic drug test

NBA champion Lamar Odom revealed in his upcoming memoir, "Darkness to Light," that he cheated a drug test in order to play for USA Basketball.

www.usatoday.com

Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 7

The use of a comma correctly 🤌🏻

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Night Moves @nightmoves69.bsky.social · Sep 3

Not defending this jackanapes in the slightest but 5:02pm is not early for Happy Hour.

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