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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· Jun 26
POSEIDON'S GATE

After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.

TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE

#ScreenPit #comedySeries
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 6h
Yes. "Successes Over 40" lists.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 6h
a man with a beard and green hair is saying i 'm right here my lord
Alt: a man with a beard and green hair is saying i 'm right here my lord
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 9h
Austin Powers never had an Abuela and doesn't understand the power of La Chancla.
a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? "
Alt: Austin Powers saying, "who throws a shoe? honestly!?"
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 1d
If you can't call it Indigenous Peoples Day, don't get mad at me for not calling it The Gulf of America.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 2d
I'm just posting this here now so I can QT it later... An actual, real-life doctor told my mother today that her symptoms are all in her head.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 2d
It seems to me that the people who are trying to pass voter ID laws also belong to other groups and organizations which believe things despite their being absolutely no evidence of their existence.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 3d
It's ticktober. Check your animals.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 3d
To become a pilot, it is necessary to have above average eyesight.

You might say it requires supervision.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 4d
Someone who knows a lot about prehistoric lizards is a Dinosaur Connoisseur.
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Greg Tulonen @gregtulonen.com Β· 4d
Every Star Wars fan has had their heart broken by the franchise at some point or another, maybe more than once. Today’s secret relays that tragic moment when it first happened to my son.

The latest installment of GREG TULONEN SECRETS has dropped!

www.gregtulonen.com/secrets/?sli...
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 4d
My company just hired an in-office sushi chef.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 8d
The government doesn't want you to know this but my wife likes Pineapple on her pizza but we're still married.

We have more in common than not.

You'll find this is true for everyone you ever meet.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 8d
I hate everything about this day so far.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 8d
Disingenuous people will use any tool for evil if there's profit to be made.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 8d
Honestly, neither have I. But if the trailers can't even make it look appealing, I'm not gonna try.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 8d
Clearly you haven't watched "Shifting Gears"

If that garbage is good enough for network television, all of us are expert writers.
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Greg Tulonen @gregtulonen.com Β· 9d
There are now reaction icons and a comments section under every single GTS! This is your chance to add your voice to the project!

Feel free to react to or comment on today’s secret, or any of the 349 secrets that came before it.


And, without further ado…​

www.gregtulonen.com/secrets/?sli...
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 9d
The world deserves more ensemble, half-hour comedies that don't explain their own punchlines...

"Ghosts" is about the only decent half on television right now.

I need to finish and pitch my show.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 16d
15 years ago today, I dj'd a couple's wedding.

I don't remember anything about them. The only thing I remember is that they wanted to get married on 10/10/10. It was a Sunday.

I hope they're doing well.

#onThisDay
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 21d
Unleash the fury, Mitch
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 23d
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was..
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 24d
It says here that you're a "Mad Libs Grand Master." Can you elaborate on that?

I'd love to, Name of Person Interviewing Me.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 24d
It's interesting to me how different people use the word "meat."

To me, it's "the muscle of any animal"

To some, it's "the muscle of land animals".

To others, it's "the muscle of mammals specifically."

So when people say, "I don't eat meat," that can mean many different things.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 24d
I referred to myself as a Perpetually Punctual Person today and I now love that phrase so much.
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Nick Salve πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @nicksalve.com Β· 25d
I understand that comedy is subjective.

That said: absolutely nothing about "Shifting Gears" looks remotely funny.

Also: I have 0 shows on television right now.