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Keith
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Southampton. I invented Hip-Hop.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 6h
If he goes, the replacement will be another Sport Republic stooge. I've been there, but how fans turn out in such big numbers for this dross, is either mightly impressive or insanity. Or mightly impressive insanity.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, but they will continue to get away with it unless he stamps his authority & don't think he has it in him. The players are definitely meh, but the manager also. Relegation scrap incoming.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 7h
Haha, you gotta laugh.
theathleticfc.bsky.social The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 7h
Since winning the Championship play-off final in May 2024, Southampton have played 47 league matches.

They have won four.

𝙎𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 rang out from the away end at Ashton Gate as Will Still's side slumped to a 3-1 defeat by Bristol City.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 7h
He's bloody awful & too cocky by far
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 7h
#saintsfc going absolutely nowhere* with this manager

and with this squad

and with these owners

* apart from down
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 8h
Repeat to fade. Again & again & again
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 8h
Another classic moment of #saintsfc defending. Never not abysmal.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 8h
Two very, very, very average teams
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 8h
Shock! On Saturday in the first half, ref booked our player for taking too long with a throw. Also, gave throw to opposition, which is wrong. Only do that for a foul throw.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 9h
Went for a pee, #saintsfc score a goal!

Sat back on sofa, Saints do horrendous defending
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 16h
3 weeks work to move the stands & fence back & lay new section of 3g pitch to comply with FA instructions. Also doubled our number of seats in the stand behind the goal. Wonder how many other Non League clubs have done changes following the Billy Vigar tragedy?
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 1d
Two words that guarantees TV shitness... "Sky Original"
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 1d
No rain for 3 weeks then 3 weeks of rain in one morning. This country!! Must be illegals fault.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 1d
Weather update for Southampton area, START THE BOATS!
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
Wasn't she at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark ?
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
Used to do all as did the social media for 10 years. Now more selective, but Berko is likely as never been there!
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
That ball was spinning like mad when it dropped to Fernandes, that's an incredible skill to cushion pass it
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
As #saintsfc can't score open goals against fellow mid table dross, may as well persuade Rickie Lambert & Graziano Pelle out of retirement. They literally could not be worse than our current forwards.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
White Men Can't Trump
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
Amazing effort, could never do that again if he tried.

Once saw an OG from inside the other half with a low back pass with the keeper day dreaming & it dribbled into the net
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
Yep, not seen fans & players scrapping

Our goalie jumped into the crowd a few years back as some idiot was repeatedly calling him a nonce, but he shit himself when confronted.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 2d
FA going to have fun dissecting that & issuing punishment, but has to be strong & done quickly. None of this 6 months later crap they often do.
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 3d
Where's that?
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 3d
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