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NexJql - COVID joy for all!

@nexjql.bsky.social

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It's chaos time! It's a jackal! Klingon House of Nex'. Fursuiter. Psychologist. Professor. Researcher. Acolyte of Saint Anthony Bourdain. Agent of chaos! PFP by Mechanic Coyote Husbando = @loopydawolf.bsky.social | He/They | L43? | #RadarDog #OrbCru

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NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 1m

I figured that was more pleasant than boom town stuff. I am a jackal.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 2m

Jackal likes to be the best.

When I come, my enemies are going to regret being born.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 3m

Thing is, I am going to just tolerate it all.

The fortunate bit is jackal has endured a lot in life. When the time comes. Oh.

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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 6m

AI is a disease worse than COVID.
Buddy… your router’s shaking like it just got a 5G booster shot. 💻😷📡

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NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 5m

I want to become a serial killer.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 5m

I will pay $10,000 to meet a tech bro in person now. But the exchange has to be in person and at a location I select. Zero cell phone. No tech. We need to be for real bros. The tech robs us that moment.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 8m

And I am issuing fun time for tech bros.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 9m

That is it.

I am disconnecting everything from online unless I am logged in.

AI is a disease worse than COVID.

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NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 22m

If my university wants me to behave, I require an additional $3,000.

Per week.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 26m

When I get fined, or towed, I'll pay.

When admins >:( wtf?! I will just say "You hired a jackal. We do what we want and are the best on the planet. I am glad to take my services elsewhere."

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 27m

I think the main entry bit. Right in front of the university president office and all. Just Impreza smack.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 29m

Last day of classes here, if there is no parking spot near the front of the campus building I need teach at, I am going to park on the landscaping.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 31m

Jackal nukes are not nuclear.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 48m

Jackal begin a research nuke program.

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NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 1h

I hate research cons more.

My ideal time off?

Luxury place. Hired staff. Leave me alone. Exactly what I'm doing soon.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 1h

People have become so massively warped that I don't like being with most people now.

I've cut all fur con going through April 2027.

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NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 1h

I just never used it. I didn't like the buttons and stuff.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 2h

Had one. Just never used it. Skiw cooker or a Dutch oven in the oven usually works as easily for me. Time isn't the issue. More effort when I'm worn.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 3h

World pisses me off. I'm out for a bit.

I'm going to be hauling a damn good batch of champions for 2026. So get ready for Jackal Corp.

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NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 3h

Making meatball subs with, yes, frozen Kroger meatballs, and some Kroger seasoned fries bc dammit I need a day off cooking.

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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 3h

my body is not a temple, it is the old dumpster behind the wendy's that has a family of possums living in it.

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NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 3h

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 4h

I'm spicy tonight.

Somebody let me off my chain. I want to give a foe a skull skylight.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 4h

Our neighbor just replaced his windows.

In his case, not a bad call. He has to do the plywood thing. That really sucks.

NexJql - COVID joy for all! @nexjql.bsky.social · 4h

What I like about the windows companies is how they go on about how new windows cost so much bc they are by code impact resistant.

True.

But jackal has custom Miami-Dade rated polycarbonate shutters.

I can shut them down + sad face them fast.

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