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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺

@newtongrunnion.bsky.social

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Retired, migrant, remainer, pro EU, pro SV Darmstadt 98, pro gin&tonic, proudly woke. Fück AfD. #FBPE, Antifa, grumpy old man.

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · Oct 31

🚨Public Service Announcement🚨

If you follow me, I MIGHT follow you back (does not apply to people with empty bios, no posts).

If I do follow you back, and you instantly DM me with something like "Hello my friend*, how are you?" then:

1. I will unfollow you;

2. I will block you.

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

And the fucking child rapists are still running around free to carry on doing it!

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

While China is buying the soya beans from Argentina that they aren't buying from the US - bigly financial genius!

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Because it shows his uninjured ear, perhaps?

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

High time to prosecute the royal nonce, and lock him up

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Deffo!

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

I could get Netflix, but it's another subscription that I can live without. Thanks for the info, though.

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Good! At least some journalists still have balls and a brain.

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Good! Some journalists with balls and a spine.

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

I don't think it's available here in Germany.

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Max Factor Knacker Laquer, adds new lustre to your cluster.

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

"There just aren’t words"

Oh, there are - bang the nonce up!

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Those gold-plated chain saws ain't cheap!

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Hope you are alright, mate!

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Night, Dean!

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

And so fucking close back then...

Mega cunt, grifter and racist Nigel Flagrage survives plane crah...

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Will the queen be there, rattling her jewellry? I know, that ages me...

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

Her greatest love of all is cash...

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 3h

"But my mum gave 16 million quid to somebody that I never met for something that I didn't do..."

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 4h

Wishing you good zzzs, Bish.

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 4h

You're not odd. I've never heard of it.

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 4h

But who, in the research departments, of these companies wakes up and thinks...

And I can assure you, that my bathroom smells of anything but fresh air after I take my morning Farage.💩

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 4h

Tonight's lullabys -Carlos Núñez "Almas de Fisterra"
#lullabys #CarlosNúñez #AlmasdeFisterra

Album cover of "Almas de Fisterra" by Carlos Núñez

Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 10h

Do ostriches also forget where they put their glasses?

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 10h

Shit! Wishing you a speedy and full recovery.

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Newton Grunnion🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 @newtongrunnion.bsky.social · 10h

Face like a frehly-smacked arse.

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