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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy

@nerdyversguy.bsky.social

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You’ve stumbled across a naughty nerd with heavy loads 😈🤓💦↕️ Here to boost my confidence, be part of a community, and make dumb attempts at humour. British 🇬🇧 World traveller ✈️

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · Aug 17

every time I open bluesky

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 3h

These are as beautiful as everything else 😍

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 3h

Hehe I love that too 😍

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 3h

Sameee!

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 3h

That sounds like a great idea!

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 3h

i love #thighsday… just putting that out there 😛

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 17h

we’ve made it over the hump, now come inside and get warm

#humpday

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 3h

Just how I like it 😋

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 1d

finally someone got a taste of it (on film)

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 15h

You know it 😈

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 15h

46. Yes!

47. Yes!

48. Nothing too funny as of yet for this vanilla nerd

49. I’ve seen a lot of porn on here but nothing I would consider weird

50. Not yet, but let’s hear your suggestions 😜

And that’s all 50… did I do good?

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 15h

It’d be an honour 😍

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 15h

41. They’re probably somewhere tucked in a corner of my brain just waiting for the right person to pull it out

42. Absolutely!

43. I cum a lot 💦

44. Probably three or four times a week

45. Your hole(s) 😈

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 15h

Meeeeee

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 15h

36. There’s usually big gaps between the times I have sex, so not often. But when I do have sex, it’s usually raw (with prep) and someone I trust.

37. Sometimes.

38. Anything but an untamed huge bush that I can use as floss.

39. Jim-jams 🥹

40. The build up before, during and after an explosion

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

🤤 yes please

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

31. Love giving oral 😋

32. Giving 51%, Receiving 49%

33. Hitting my G Spot 😜

34. Yes… to no one’s surprise

35. Missionary 🫡

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

26. Not too much pain, but you can spank me and twist my nips.

27. Am I dumb or tired? I don’t get the question. Does someone have to send me a kink?

28. Just one vibrator. But I do want more 😈

29. All you beautiful people on Bluesky.

30. One long sesh or multiple rounds is likely

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

21. I’m not against it, you cunt 🤣

22. I’m open to it, but never tried.

23. I’d probably prefer to be tied up.

24. I’ve only seen it in videos but it’s hot.

25. I’m not sure what that is but overstimulate me all you want!

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

16. A hotel bed.

17. Aside from the usual, I’d say in public, in a park, or use a gloryhole

18. Usually to be in the mood unless it’s with a significant other, then anytime is welcome

19. I guess I could as long as they don’t murder me 😂

20. I am yet to fully understand my kinks.

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

😈 wait until it’s wet and used

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

11. I like to tease or be teased. Makes me whimper 😄

12. I much prefer getting to know someone and/or having a partner over one-night hookups

13. LOTS of kissing 😘

14. A nice big bed. Standard haha

15. I would with the right person.

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

6. Both feel great, but it has to be sex.

7. Swallow of it tastes good.

8. Romantic, or romantically rough 😉

9. Both have merits. Loud is invigorating, quiet is cute.

10. I like it a lot.

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

On all fours, waiting for you 😍

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Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

2. Dishonesty is the biggest turn off.

3. Quickest way to get horny = open Bluesky 😈

4. Lips, Neck, Cock

5. With the right people, yes.

Nearly Headless NerdyVersGuy @nerdyversguy.bsky.social · 16h

1. Confidence is the biggest turn on for me. Someone who is comfortable with who they are and how they look. And as someone who is somewhat shy IRL, confident people who uplift others bring me out of my shell.

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