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Wesley

@neptura.bsky.social

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Senior Development Specialist at Infinity Ward | MWII -> Co-op, Raid, The Haunting | MWIII | BO6 | Lover of general nerdy stuff, tech, horror, comedy. Posts are my own.

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Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · Oct 22

An intro post you say? Oh sure why not.

Hi I'm Wesley! I'm a Development QA Specialist for Infinity Ward. I've been at it for 3 years and have focused on/shipped Modern Warfare II, co-op, RAID, The Haunting and helped with MWIII. I love horror movies, punk rock and saying that you're awesome.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Bonus fun fact! Friday the 13th part 7 is the movie where Jason kills people with more tools than any other movie! Happy Halloween!

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

And now for the final victim and my PERSONAL favorite in the franchise. Melissa. This snotty asshole gets hit in the face with an axe but gets fucking YEETED across the living room over a TV set. Absolutely cooked. Love to see it. 12/10 and I'd add points if he could kill her again.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Oh hey it's the coward Dr. Crews. You piece of shit. You get exactly what you deserve and die tired running from Jason only to be shredded by a gas powered razor saw weed whacker. Eat shit and die. 0/10 because he's a fuck bag.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Oh... Amanda Sheppard. You poor thing, you did everything you could to be perfectly correct in a horror movie then a FUCKING COWARD uses you as a human shield. Jason kills you with a spear like sickle tool. You deserved better... 0/10

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Hey Robin. Remember when I said Eddie almost had his head taken off? Nah, it was completely removed and placed in your bed. It scares you so Jason throws your ass through a second story window and you die to fall damage. 8/10

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Now on to Eddie, the machete finally gets used. Took your head almost clean off! 8/10

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

David you stoned, hungry bastard. You get stabbed with a chef's knife while rummaging for food in the fridge. 5/10. Fine stabbing I guess!

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Kate. That party whistle your boyfriend had? Yeah Jason plummets it through your eye socket and into your brain. It even goes "wahmp" when it happens. 10/10 because of the sound effect.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Ben. Oh Ben, you got your head got crushed between Jason's bare hands. Very crushable. 6/10 normally but you're holding a party whistle which matters so 7/10.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Ok, now on to Maddy. This poor lady. She was the one person in this movie who I actually think didn't deserve to die. She broke no cardinal horror tropes or rules EXCEPT one. She got gussied up. I don't think that's a crime. Jason punches through a wall, grabs her and stabs with a sickle. 0/10 <3

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4h

Oh to Sandra. She made a terrible mistake of skinny dipping in Crystal Lake. Jason grabs her leg and drags her to the bottom. Death is off screen, we assume she drowned. Meh/10

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

Oh... Russell. Russell gets pushed to the ground and takes a single swing of an axe directly to the front of his face from Jason. Pretty tame but the wound was incredible. 9/10

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

Next up, Jason inexplicitly acquires a machete. He now introduces it to Judy's tent to make a new door for himself. He then turns her into a reverse piñata by trapping her inside her sleeping bag then beating her against a tree. 11/10. Best kill ever.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

Next kill is Daniel. 'TECHNICALLY' Jason breaks his neck but only after punching a hole clean through his spine and through his chest. Brutal but 9/10 because like bro... calm down.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

Jason's second kill (the 3rd in the movie) is Michael. Ol' Mike is trying to run away but Jason pulls a Call of Duty and nails him in the spine 'throwing knife style' with presumably the same spike used against Jane. This paralyzes him so he crawls until Jason simply picks him up BY THE SPIKE. 10/10

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

Second kill in the movie Jason grabs Jane from behind. Between her and him there is a tree so now he shoves a tent spike through her head pinning her to it. Pretty gnarly but don't recommend you have this happen to you.

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

First kill in the entire movie isn't by Jason at all. It's Tina as a child who accidentally kills her dad with her telekinetic powers. The dock at Crystal Lake collapses so he's pinned and drowns (never to be recovered*)

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

Actually, screw it. I'm going to review each kill of Friday the 13th part 7 right here and right now. Let's go. 🧵

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 5h

In celebration of completing my F13 part 7 costume I'm watching all of the kills in that movie. Fun fact: Jason punches right through a man's spine and clear through his chest. This isn't enough so he breaks his neck. Like uhhh bro... even for you I will say "calm down homie"

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 8h

Happy Halloween friends! Be safe! Personally I am glad to be done working on this for four years. Easy costumes going forward (famous last words)

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 2d

stores aren't* open

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 2d

Dropped my vape and shattered the glass for the tank. No replacement and no stores are open. The dread of addiction encompasses me. It was nice knowing you all. :/

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 3d

Fishing in FFXI is curing me IRL

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4d

This is your fault @space-ghost.com

Wesley @neptura.bsky.social · 4d

WHM21. Got BLM to 12 tonight. Fishing to 5. Helped a friend walk from Bastok To Sandy. I have all three teleport crystals. I'm ready for 4-1. Next few days is just leveling BLM to support WHM into 40. Fuck my life man