Very upset that at the moment we most need it, it’s nowhere to be found. Yes I’m talking about “Celebrity Death Match.” Imagine a three-way tussle for NYC mayor right now. Netflix and HBO are leaving money on the table.

My man is caked up in his clogs

Sasha Debevec-McKenney

Tell me you never played Warhammer without telling me you never played Warhammer.

"There is a popular saying about such virtual families: Mum is a bunch of cells, Dad is a string of data and the child is a ball of cotton. Everyone is happy."

"I am warm, and I am safe, and I am loved.

I take another pillow out of the packet, open my eyes and thank God for the existence of Smith’s Scampi Flavour Fries."

Selfie

Agreed! Really good on its own with crackers

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You guys might think you're AutumnMaxing but this is my Spotify daylist.

Baltimore is always going to be 1,000% Baltimore every chance it gets

Game
Ain’t
Based
On
Sympathy

OK, Brohm.

I’m running in the Baltimore Running Festival with my brother tomorrow and he just asked me what my playlist looks like. Brother, same as any road race.

I realized a while back I am functionally incapable of doing those types of things digitally. That’s when I need different piles of things physically printed out in front of me, which I can label with post-its and such.

I wound up at my mom’s watching UM-Louisville instead. Miami hadn’t been on my radar before that, but damn sure was after. It’s not a stretch to say I’d have never met some of my best friends—the best man in my wedding, or been best man in another’s—were it not for Hester’s kick returns. (2/2)

Hester is tonight’s honorary captain for Miami. Takes me back to Thursday night in 2004, was the night before a big game for my HS team, and there was also a house party in town that night. Our captains told us if any of us went it’d be a big problem. (1/2)

Years ago I went to an open house for another one around there and I’ve never felt taller in my entire life with how often I had to duck through doorways

I think in 13+ years in the area I’ve come to this precise metro stop every 3 years on the dot, and each time it’s been a wild trip to see how the area’s changed, but this is my anchor. Always here like a beacon.

Hey, mom? Can you come pick me up from Arlington, VA? They’ve got Methodist temples on top of gas stations here.

“I just silently go to my happy place,” he says.

Where is his happy place?

“School before six seven.”

What a world we live in.

"Eaton, 40, was born and raised in Oklahoma and grew up a Cowboys fan. He went to college at the University of Miami..." 🙌

Good ol’ Tavern