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Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer)

@nekrobomb.bsky.social

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30 weirdo books, often about music, I love CCGs and write then too: https://linktr.ee/unicornwithagun

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Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · Sep 14

With a new #ChrisSeaver film coming out why not join us for conversations about all the rest? #TeenApe #MulvaDemonAssKicker

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A GRASS IS ALWAYS BLACKER PRODUCTION: XANTHOUS DYE + BLUE + TEENAPE

A GRASS IS ALWAYS BLACKER PRODUCTION: XANTHOUS DYE + BLUE + TEENAPE [Nekrobomb, Princess, Plus Blue, Xanthous Dye, SolarMagnet, Professor] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A GRASS IS ALWAYS BLACKER PRODUCTION: XANTHOUS DYE + BLUE + TEENAPE

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Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 5m

I have a furry card game I wrote for fun. If you ever run out of topics...

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 7m

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DJ317TVZ a cabin in the woods, a murder, religious stuff, reverse parody of a #ChrisSeaver movie

BLOOD RASPBERRY LAKE

BLOOD RASPBERRY LAKE [Savage, Christian, SolarMagnet, Professor] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. BLOOD RASPBERRY LAKE

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Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 9m

Not the first time.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah I know...

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 19h

I'm writing a satire where Ion Moxy goes to Mars and his daughter stows away. Grox is shy AI, protective of the daughter. All the billionaires gather for a Mars BBQ and you've been hypnotized to spice the meat with poison by the hypnotist from Oldboy.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 20h

Could be both!

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 21h

Why would a racist sexist country do that when an orange clown is available?

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 21h

God left long ago.
We were hopeless.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 21h

Alter some Warlord cards like a hero! Universus is gettin' big.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 21h

Tcgplayer is a good and terrible place all but the best is pretty cheap, driven down by people who want to sell. After selling a Sliver Queen and a Foil Metalworker on eBay most of my stuff is just mine forever. Also card quality will be a factor.
Do card alters?

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Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

@alioop326.bsky.social You still alive?

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

I have a fake AI named Queri who is racist. What's your favourite random slur?

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

But sex with kids, never.
Pennywise/AOC 2028

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

He wants Grok

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

Some look better facing away.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

Grillionaire$ in the $pace is about a grill party on Mars with Riff Bozo of BozoZon, Iclecta owner Ion Moxy, Crabapple founder Jiz Lobb and Merkyn Sukinphuk the creator of Facialbook. They will all be dead in the end.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

No chicken on Sunday,
Underage sex, sure

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Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 1d

Luckily the AI robots will end this.
Whew. You know how beyond us AI will be in 4 years? It's more a matter of which tech billionaire is less responsible.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 2d

penis

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 2d

Look into Peter Thiel.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder if 80's hair will make a return in 2029.

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Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 2d

Not sure why they love making everything white white white. sauce is gonna be spilled.

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 2d

You still wearin' a mask? When'd you pass out?

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 2d

Coming soon: Dictator Son of a Bitch

Unicorn with a Gun (experimental writer) @nekrobomb.bsky.social · 4d

Salo: 120 More Days.