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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · May 9

entering my DBZ villain era (laughing maniacally, talking about how I'm still only at a fraction of my true power)

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 1h

Is it getting up in their business if they paid Amazon to same day it to our door?

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 1h

Mike’s gonna come home to find men lined up out of his door like it’s the end of The Odyssey.

Just Mike @mista-duval.bsky.social · 4h

Since you chose to be disrespectful and not act married for the entire 9 years of our marriage, I’m going to make sure people know you’re available! Let’s be clear since you’re letting people know you’re available.. we both about to make public announcements.

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 1h

Mike after the two minute warning

a football player with the number 34 on his jersey is catching a pass on a field .

Alt: a football player with the number 34 on his jersey is catching a pass on a field .

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

Drake likes his jerseys like he likes his ladies: 17 and under

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

This is how I learned the Miami Dolphins still exist

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

What’s I say?! Wake up dead bat

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

The bats are awake, Rian. When the man of Gaus starts slipping we’re gonna get those hits.

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

As an Angeleno I wish you nothing but the best, hope you can get that chip on your shoulder looked at.

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

But Toronto will still have to be Toronto.

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

A lot of old white men I know have been joking about retiring so they can become, in their words, full time dissidents

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 2d

"What was the misconduct?"

"They were attempting to unionize."

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 3d

It’s so good!

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 3d

He also follows ex-Dodger Trevor Bauer, who is most famous for getting bounced from the league over several credible rape allegations.

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

When I was a kid a cop tailed my mom and I home and accused her of committing SEVERAL unsolved hit and runs in the area. She said: "I'm going inside, you can wait here for my husband. But he works late."
The officer: "what kind of work does he do?"
My mom: "he's a lawyer, like me."
So the cop left.

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

Patrick Dempsey is proof positive that on a long enough timeline all black Irish men below a certain BMI become Gabriel Byrne

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

working on that episode probably caused a lot of breakups because by the end everyone was saying some variation of that

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

Your artist: "ooooooohhh, yeaaaaah! caaaaaaaaan dooooooooo!"

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

she's a journalist in that way that Walter Isaacson is a biographer

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

Casey Newton is one of the most transparently biased people to come out of the Verge, he's so far in he can't see what out looks like.

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

2001 has some all timers for the ages, but IMO it also suffers from the middle CD era of bloat and 5 minute tracks that were never gonna set the club on fire.

He said, whitely.

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, it is without a doubt a decision that will define the rest of your life

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6d

For months I’ve been saying to no one in particular: “who is willing to be the first to stand up and get a book deal?”

The maddening thing is that being among the first was going to be a potential post military career launchpad for whomever did it, so why did it take this long?

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 7d

JOSEPH COTTEN DETECTED

Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 8d

That’d be way closer to Lucas’ original vision for the franchise

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 9d

to what end?