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entering my DBZ villain era (laughing maniacally, talking about how I'm still only at a fraction of my true power)
Is it getting up in their business if they paid Amazon to same day it to our door?
Mike’s gonna come home to find men lined up out of his door like it’s the end of The Odyssey.
Since you chose to be disrespectful and not act married for the entire 9 years of our marriage, I’m going to make sure people know you’re available! Let’s be clear since you’re letting people know you’re available.. we both about to make public announcements.
Drake likes his jerseys like he likes his ladies: 17 and under
This is how I learned the Miami Dolphins still exist
What’s I say?! Wake up dead bat
The bats are awake, Rian. When the man of Gaus starts slipping we’re gonna get those hits.
As an Angeleno I wish you nothing but the best, hope you can get that chip on your shoulder looked at.
But Toronto will still have to be Toronto.
A lot of old white men I know have been joking about retiring so they can become, in their words, full time dissidents
"What was the misconduct?"

"They were attempting to unionize."
It’s so good!
He also follows ex-Dodger Trevor Bauer, who is most famous for getting bounced from the league over several credible rape allegations.
When I was a kid a cop tailed my mom and I home and accused her of committing SEVERAL unsolved hit and runs in the area. She said: "I'm going inside, you can wait here for my husband. But he works late."
The officer: "what kind of work does he do?"
My mom: "he's a lawyer, like me."
So the cop left.
Patrick Dempsey is proof positive that on a long enough timeline all black Irish men below a certain BMI become Gabriel Byrne
working on that episode probably caused a lot of breakups because by the end everyone was saying some variation of that
Your artist: "ooooooohhh, yeaaaaah! caaaaaaaaan dooooooooo!"
she's a journalist in that way that Walter Isaacson is a biographer
Casey Newton is one of the most transparently biased people to come out of the Verge, he's so far in he can't see what out looks like.
2001 has some all timers for the ages, but IMO it also suffers from the middle CD era of bloat and 5 minute tracks that were never gonna set the club on fire.

He said, whitely.
Oh, it is without a doubt a decision that will define the rest of your life
For months I’ve been saying to no one in particular: “who is willing to be the first to stand up and get a book deal?”

The maddening thing is that being among the first was going to be a potential post military career launchpad for whomever did it, so why did it take this long?
JOSEPH COTTEN DETECTED
That’d be way closer to Lucas’ original vision for the franchise