Brian Bird
@nasicournus.bsky.social
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he/him Trying to say Fuck less
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If only there was a catch phrase that described the behavior of cops as a group that people have been saying for years. Maybe if it made a good acronym. Oh well.
nasicournus.bsky.social
If you sext ChatGPT you are the biggest fucking loser on the goddamned planet.
nasicournus.bsky.social
Hate when I accidentally check the "leak 70,000 government IDs" box before hitting Submit.
nasicournus.bsky.social
So the Washington Post is now a moderately successful newsletter.
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DA NOIZE BOYZ
makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
🔊 TONIGHT! The season 4 premiere of Make Some Noise launches on Dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT!

Starring host @samreich.bsky.social, and guests—The Noise Boys:
📢 @joshruben.bsky.social
📢 Zac Oyama
📢 @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
nasicournus.bsky.social
You simply cannot trust someone who doesn't experience crippling shame when talking about their accomplishments
nasicournus.bsky.social
It's gonna appear on the New York Times Sellers List
nasicournus.bsky.social
Camera bumps are absolutely out of control
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All my local businesses are thriving so I can't find a spirit halloween anywhere :(
nasicournus.bsky.social
You must sacrifice your humanity at the altar of clout. This is the poaster's burden.
nasicournus.bsky.social
What a weirdo. Die mad, bro.
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Atheist proselytizers are the religious proselytizers I’m most likely to come into contact with and they’re just as annoying as all of the other ones I experience
nasicournus.bsky.social
This article was truly fantastic, thank you
nasicournus.bsky.social
Any technological tool is going to be worse that looking and thinking critically. Good thing people use AI to automate away any need for critical thought!
nasicournus.bsky.social
Someone get the tricuffs from the car
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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THE FUTURE!
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Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
This was the longest winner-take-all game in postseason history by innings, with the Tigers ultimately winning.
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This rock tastes good on everything