Nancy and Lottie
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Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the eleven year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the ten year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.
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Alt description: a little chocolate dog who is completely overcome with sheer joy at the absolutely unsurpassable excellence of the half consumed chew she has possession of and the life changing discovery that when dropped from a reasonable height it clatters onto the floor with a satisfying noise.
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Would anyone like to see Lottie’s disgusting treasure
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Right we need to have a word about your stirring
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She is actually a super lucky meal pioneer. So efficient! Such a time saver. So much to look forward to throughout the day. All that enjoyment.
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She is actually SUPER lucky in that she gets a brunner. Breakfast-lunch-dinner hybrid. Wow lucky Lottie. Shhhhhh no one tell her about other meals existing
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Surely he should be reclining on a chaise longue while you hand feed him morsels and fan him with palm fronds?
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You and Lottie could do some kind of double act!!
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“Nothing to do with me” 😂
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It’s not necessarily the FIRST word I’d use to describe her 😂😂😂
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I’m not sure it looks more comfy for EVERYONE
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Lottie has fixed the pillow distribution issue
Two dogs and two pillows in a dog bed. They’re Labradors so of course one has two pillows and the other is using a hard chew to rest her head on. Simple maths. Two dogs and two pillows in a dog bed. They’re Labradors and completely emotionally dependent on each other so this time the pillows are distributed equitably but in about one half of the expanse of the dog bed. Pick your battles.
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Did someone say Tongue Out Tuesday #ToT?
A little chocolate Labrador with no sense of control over her tongue, hence it protruding wildly from her mouth, no sense of personal space, hence her constant insistence on cuddles, in fact no sense at all. She’s very lovely and we all love her very much.
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Just two rough tough survivalists sharing body warmth in the interests of outdoor pursuits.
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Yes and it’s wriggling about to get out
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WE’RE making a chicken sandwich
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There’s literally a “corgi here” arrow
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That’s a good boy trying to keep his pillow dry
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They continue when you give belly rubs. I’m taking my life in my hands here.
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Promptly administered, even though that means being on the receiving end of those kicks
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Poor forlorn Lottie, constantly ignored and unloved.