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Professional Musician, amateur human being. Sometimes a writer. Usually confused.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · Apr 23

Please note that the lack of a blue checkmark means that is an unofficial Nacho Iskerka fan account. Please take all statements as parody and support the official musician. Thank you.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 19h

Last one for the night- I saw a picture of a white tiger today. It was so old it was still in black and white.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 19h

Do you guys wonder if we're running out of Helium since Michael Jackson died and as a result no one is around to make HE HE?

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 19h

They invented Gas Lamps during the Enlightenment? That one just writes itself, honestly.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 19h

Do you guys wonder if we're running out of Helium since Michael Jackson died and as a result no one is around to make HE HE?

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 19h

They invented Gas Lamps during the Enlightenment? That one just writes itself, honestly.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

One time I got sued by Stephen King. We didn't end up going to trial, instead we settled in King Author's court.

...I'm sorry for this one.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 19h

They invented Gas Lamps during the Enlightenment? That one just writes itself, honestly.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

One time I got sued by Stephen King. We didn't end up going to trial, instead we settled in King Author's court.

...I'm sorry for this one.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

They call me quassymodo because I got a horrifying back injury from a water slide.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

One time I got sued by Stephen King. We didn't end up going to trial, instead we settled in King Author's court.

...I'm sorry for this one.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

You hear about those new stores they're opening up for star wars bad guys? Its called the Darth Mall.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

I snuck out as a kid and caught the chicken pox. I was immediately spotted.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

Never pull out your credit card near a rhino- they'll charge you.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

I snuck out as a kid and caught the chicken pox. I was immediately spotted.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

Never pull out your credit card near a rhino- they'll charge you.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 20h

Never pull out your credit card near a rhino- they'll charge you.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

Love's the greatest thing that we have.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 2d

In the spirit of today's holiday I am Discovering the consequences of my own actions, something fittingly my family already knew about for a long time before.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 4d

You ever thought about how we think of Switzerland as the world's most neutral country, but one of their most famous inventions is the swiss army knife?

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 4d

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

Er...will be.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

Not only is he alive, he's...on the road again.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 5d

Idk why, but no one has ever wanted to jam on Jet with me and Ive always wanted to play it live JUST once. :(

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 6d

Oh god is that why its called a full moon?

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 6d

I cannot make that judgement. I absolutely refuse to look at Donald J. Trump's ass.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 6d

...oh is that what that Pink Floyd album The Final Cut was about?

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 6d

I mean, if I use republican logic-

-Stegosauruses had their brains in their ass
-Stegosauruses are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are old as fuck
- Donald Trump is old as fuck.

Therefore, Donald Trump has his brain in his ass.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 7d

Ken paxton inside supposed Antifa cells: youtu.be/RSxHwdc6NLU?...

Business Man

YouTube video by Tom Cardy - Topic

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 7d

Protip- if you can't hear the dialogue on your tv, maybe think about how your tv speakers are pointed at a wall and then the sound reflects to your ears. Most tv's have bluetooth, and you can get a speaker with good sound to point at you directly. Itll make a world of difference.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 8d

They did Worlds of Big Finish a while back, but they're more focused on bread and butter Doctor Who(and who can blame them?). Besides, that kind of a team up would be better served on screen, where seeing them recast doesn't require jumping into everyone's backstory.

nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 8d

Its a shame there's 60 years of Doctor Who and every time they make a tv spinoff they make a new cast. Give me Sabalom Gitz, Beep the Meep, Leela, Nikola Tesla and CyberBill as a ragtag group displaced by the time lords to stop an extinction event, only they don't know its The Master sent them.

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 9d

Lawyers like...

Moon knight, coming to collect money from dracula

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nachoiskerka.bsky.social @nachoiskerka.bsky.social · 9d

The N-Gage was such an interesting concept- "What if the Gameboy Advance AND your phone sucked?" "Is the screen good at least?" "NOPE! IT'LL FUCK UP YOUR EYES!"