yeah Nacho, fuck Santa Claus

description:

Nacho is mortified after a mishap with sex pollen, and his chilly demeanor is driving Lalo crazy. Determined to fix things, Lalo turns to the eccentric scientist behind the chaos for a new potion to win Nachito over... but his plan doesn't work out exactly how he wanted it to.

My Day 1 & 2 Better Call Saul fanfic for #SexPollenFest!

Rating: Explicit

Lalo x Nacho x Marco x Leonel x Tuco

archiveofourown.org/works/60737239

@pollenfest.bsky.social

Fanfiction etiquette is incredibly simple, actually. Don't like it, don't read it. No one is forcing you to, which is why it looks ridiculous to complain about it, especially if you were content warned. AO3 tags + "exclude" is one of the greatest reading tools ever. Use them properly and voila!

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

My 5 art resolutions for 2025
1. Make weirder art
2. Make weirder art
3. Make weirder art
4. Make weirder art
5. Make weirder art

Pollen Fest 2024 Day 1 will slap. It's written, not beta'd, need some more refining. But oh shit, if it isn't a wild ride...

Literally Lalo x Everyone and then some sweet #Lacho in there. 💓

It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears

how it's going:

#SEXPOLLENFEST Prompts have arrived!

Sex pollen fest is an 18+ multi-fandom fest dedicated to stimulating tropes!

Join us from November 22 - 28 and feast in your indulgence!
guidelines in thread.

#fanfic #fanart #fandom #creators

No, never - and I write gay porn now.

Take books from your children!

artists 🎨

stop apologizing for not posting, for taking breaks, for being slow, for drawing the same character, for posting only sketches, for gushing over OCs, for being a beginner, for raising your prices, for trying a new medium—

start doing whatever you heckin want

going to write some #lacho smut tomorrow on the plane

(i’m going to be sleep deprived)

inky has landed 🎉