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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 1h

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A tiny angry squeaking Frog 🐸 | Super Cute Animals - BBC

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 18h

Pelican Brief, or Inside Man

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Without saying Malcolm X, fav Denzel Washington Film?

Denzel Washington in a black suit, short black hair. looking away. hot.

“At the end of the day, it's not about what you have or even what you've accomplished. It's about what you've done with those accomplishments. Its about who you've lifted up, who you've made better. It about what you've given back.”
Denzel Washington, A Hand to Guide Me

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 1d

They've definitely applied a lot of lube to that luge track! See how fast they go!

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 1d

😂🤣😂 better be lube!

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 1d

It would've been way funnier if they'd named the *back door* "Anus," instead of the front door.
#MissedOpportunities

"My wife changed the name to our front door. She's a 40yo woman."

Image of a smart watch on a Caucasian wrist, displaying two messages:
There is motion at your Anus
Someone is at your Anus

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 1d

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🌮 Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 1d

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 3d

Do y'all check how much holiday wrapping paper you already have before you go buy more?

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Phoenix Rising @62walterp.bsky.social · 3d

#History_101

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 3d

Bow wow, chicken, bow wow, chicken, chicken, chicken, bow wow, chicken, bow wow
COME WIT IT NOW
(This is the intro to Bulls On Parade by Rage Against The Machine)

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 3d

I'm confused... this IS the appropriate response to hearing Brass Monkey.
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My boy, his nuggets cooking in the microwave, and his first time hearing this banger. 😂

YouTube video by K.C Trippin Tv

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Caprico21 @caprico21.bsky.social · 4d

Of course the man ( and I use the term loosely) who changed the name of the defense dept to the war dept thinks he deserves the Nobel peace prize.

being a tyrant, promoting hatred, racism, violence and division is such peace loving work ..

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Brienne of Spooks. @brienneofsnark.bsky.social · 4d

Make sure to get your inflatable costume for October 18

dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 5d

there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif

Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 4d

It's so odd when criminals announce their crimes.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Melania Trump: "President Putin and I have had an open channel of communication."

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in da' indica! @indaindica.bsky.social · 4d

Folks, I think having masked paramilitary forces on city streets, shooting people's dogs is bad optics...

Probably not good for tourism. Or, anything... Really.

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 5d

Ooh, a new-ish tune from Fishbone!
Racist Piece Of Shit - Fishbone
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Fishbone - RxPxOxS Lyric Video

YouTube video by Fishbone

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 5d

Josh Johnson, y'all.
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They’re so mad that the Halftime show will be in Spanish

YouTube video by Josh Johnson

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 5d

Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 6d

Did you know elephants could sing and dance?
This is the second video I've seen of something like this happening. Very cool.
Elephants listening to didgeridoo
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Elephants joyfully react to didgeridoo performance - ABQ BioPark Zoo

YouTube video by NMBioParkSociety

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 6d

Make em laugh, make em laugh, make em laugh!

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 6d

Got a hand cart that will climb stairs. Now I'm trying to talk @gatitakicksass.bsky.social to get her own stair climbing hand cart so we can race them.

a black cat is walking down a set of stairs with the petcollective logo in the corner

ALT: a black cat is walking down a set of stairs with the petcollective logo in the corner

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 6d

If I knew how to do that, I would. They're running an ancient operating system that doesn't jive with what we're supposed to be about.

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 7d

No doubt, but I don't think arresting him is a worthwhile endeavor.

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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 7d

This song popped into my head just now. No idea why. Weird.
Life During Wartime - Talking Heads
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Nacho 'Captain Jeopardy' (she/her) @nach0patronus.bsky.social · 7d

I think we plugged it back in too soon. Gotta wait at least 10 seconds, right?

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