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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J

@n5iln.bsky.social

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Welcome to my world, population: 100 squirrels and a nut. All opinions and advocacies are 100% my own. I’m not perfect, I’m not for everyone, and I’m still learning. If that doesn’t suit you, move along. 'Nuff said.

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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 15m

It’s also meant to distract everyone from the Epstein files.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 52m

There's no money for SNAP because he wants to invade Venezuela.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 52m

Straight No Chaser, "The Christmas Can-Can". Look it up. 😉

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

Well, you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

Umm...you might want to avoid Little China.
(For those under the age of 30, it's a movie reference.)

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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

I have some errands to run, but I need to wait until the destinations are open, so I get a little extra time to doomscroll. So far it's working as expected, and I'm about to go over to YouTube and get my daily dose of head-shaking from watching dashcam compilation videos.
Yep. I'm that guy.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

As the saying goes, "you've come a long way, baby".
Also, good morning!

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

First question: why would a California legislator file suit in a TEXAS court over a California ballot initiative?

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

Good morning!

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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

At the end of the day, Charlie Kirk was a mediocre white man who dropped out of college then found fame in convincing other mediocre white men who dropped out of college that minorities and women were chosen for jobs over mediocre white men because of who they were and not because they were more qualified, worked harder and/or finished college.
That's his legacy. And no amount of tears on phony social media videos posted by random people on the internet will change that.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1h

Believable.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 2h

'Morning, Blue Crew. It's a state holiday today, so I'm off work (but with pay). Lots of things to get done before the candy handout tonight. As usual, I'm fueling up with coffee.
Blessed Samhain to all who observe it.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 11h

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 1d

FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.

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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 22h

YAY!

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1d

'Morning, Blue Crew. It's my work-Friday. We're supposed to be in costume today, but I'm wearing my regular work clothes, and if anyone asks what I'm dressed as, I'll tell them, "I'm a serial killer. They can look like anyone."
This is the best you get before coffee.

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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1d

I feel that.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1d

That’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1d

“A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”
~ WOPR, “War Games”

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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1d

#ElbowsUp

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhere in Africa.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 1d

This is a downright strange week in a long series of strange weeks.
0/10 do not recommend.

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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 2d

😢

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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 2d

'Morning, Blue Crew. Up and over the hump today, with coffee as the helper engine. I have some thinking to do over the next couple of days.
Non illegitimi carborundum!

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 2d

A very frustrating work day has come to a close. If I had tomorrow off I'd be indulging in adult beverages.

Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 2d

Worth sharing.

Public: We need sandwiches.

Republicans: We agree -- you need sandwiches.

Democrats: We agree -- you need sandwiches.

Republicans: We're voting Sunday at 5pm on a bill that gives us ham sandwiches and everyone else poop sandwiches.

Democrats: That's not going to help anyone.

Republicans: Democrats oppose sandwiches.

Media: BREAKING: DEMOCRATS VOTE AGAINST SANDWICH BILL

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