to boop or not to boop, that is the question

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happy ch ch ch hah hah hah season to those who celebrate 🎃

legit event logos don’t have to be approved by them but apparently parody logos aren’t allowed. i was politely asked to take down the campaign to avoid dealing with legal

sure would be a travesty of justice

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“he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

I’m so excited to share that I’ve started a new position as Principal Engineer, Detection and Response Lead at @dnanexus.bsky.social ! Blue Team LET'S GOOOOO! 💙

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One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line

Three, you throw out your back leaning over to change the music on your phone

so you’re saying you’re a walking, talking real ass Marvel hero?! I’ll def let her know! ❤️

for the record he has an automatic cat feeder that goes off 15 mins later than he wants to eat - no matter what time I set it for 😅

guess who’s awake and hungry

BOO!

oh 100% - a referral link is one thing, but vouching for someone is like saying you’d go into battle with them.

My talk in the BTC Career Village Saturday won’t have slides (I’ll have printed cheat sheets for attendees instead instead) but if I’d have opted to do slides, this meme would’ve gone right on the first one. 😅

Hector is ready for breakfast and he’s making it everyone’s problem.

Ellie, the dopey giant mastiff, is officially a foster fail. She’s stuck with me now. ❤️🐶

Just thinking about the time I worked at 18F and received a call from the GSA Ethics Office because a vendor at a conference I keynoted gave all speakers a complimentary portable phone charger. It was deemed to be worth $35 in value & thus a violation of the Emoluments Clause, so I had to return it.

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I strongly encourage you to stop what you’re doing and use the .5 setting on your phone camera to take a pic of your pet.

zero question my first post has to be with my bestie 🖤😊🦇 @cxstephens.bsky.social