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MysterySolvent

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Trump is a fuckface. Elon has never had a friend. Laughing at the GOP is therapeutic and healthier than rage. It turns out Republicans are terrible human beings, let’s vote them into retirement. Did I already say Trump is a fuckface?

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · Dec 12

Dogs know.

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What is Kristi Noem’s biker name?

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What should this image be titled?

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What is this an advertisement for?

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Caption this pic….

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 11d

3rd morning cocktail!

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a man wearing glasses and a suit has the word perhaps above his head

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 13d

I’m pretty sure Don Jr. is super high tonight….

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 13d

What does Mike Johnson’s mug say?

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If JD Vance were a street sign, what would it say?

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What yoga pose was Trump doing?

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What’s on Chuck Grassley’s sandwich?

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Caption this pic…

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What does Tom Homan smell like?

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What is Trump vodka made out of?

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 22d

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BeingHelpish 💙 🇺🇦 @beinghelpish.bsky.social · 22d

Awww 🥰

Melania scowling at Donald on an elevator as a heart-shaped cutout with pink glittery border

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 22d

Where did Ted Cruz get his suit?

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 22d

He’s so fucking crazy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22d

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 22d

As I was saying…

Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 22d

What’s the name of this action movie?

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What is this called?

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MysterySolvent @mysterysolvent.bsky.social · 26d

What is Trump doing tonight?

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