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takoda

@muttlymusings.bsky.social

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ΘΔ Dog in wolf’s clothing. Cycling. Cooking. Meditating. Empathy is my drug. Married to @spottyskunk.bsky.social 🦀 NorCal

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 6h

Fresh kicks (🐕 photobombed)

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 6h

California is determined to fuck my soft New England mouth up with this crusty ass bread.

Me looking at sandwich guy suspiciously: So this doesn’t come on crunch bread right?

Him: No a really nice white roll.

Me: Will it ruin my mouth?

Him: Yes it will completely obliterate your mouth.

Great…

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 10h

Misc Meat sounds like a good username (it’s frozen fyi)

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 10h

Gdi work quit bothering me I was touching myself on the sofa.

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 13h

Bb my DMs are always a train wreck

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snack @snackhorse.bsky.social · 1d

Go ahead, you can look~

✦ #furryart #peeing #piss #watersports #urinal ✦

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 14h

Oh good I managed not to skeet anything ridiculous last night. Phew!

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 1d

Tag your porn plssss 😆

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 1d

What if it comes out and starts traveling up your arm a la Keanu Reeves in the Matrix?

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 1d

Damn I remembered the actual dude McAfee was crazy but I didn’t remember HOW wacko he was… it’s funny the company never rebranded just kind of acted like he didn’t exist.

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck. McAfee just informed me I’m no longer secure. Whatever will I do?! I definitely didn’t think I’d have been receiving the same bs notifs from that company for so long. Over 20 years now?

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 2d

I have been wanting to adopt a new family member…

takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 2d

You know what they say. You are what you eat…

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takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 3d

Where the heck is that from? XD

takoda @muttlymusings.bsky.social · 4d

“I think I’ve only seen that movie twice…which is a pretty low number, for me.” 😆

1-2 “it was okay”
2-5 “I liked it”
5-10 “that was great!”
10-20 “would watch anytime”
20+ “GOATED”