Chaotic Mushroom Witch
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Chaotic Mushroom Witch
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sometimes I wish there was a camera crew watching me all the time because nobody will believe some of the insane shit that happened to me over the past year
my kidneys hurt and i’m pissed about it
lol, just found out that the reason I have had such bad skill regression is trauma!
anyone else have like 30 seconds when your foot is waking up from being asleep where it lowkey feels like the end?
I hate when people shit on cannabis as an alternative to opioids for chronic pain patients.

Did I forget that I went to get a trash bag for the bathroom several times? Absolutely
But is my mental health taking a nosedive causing me to become someone I don’t recognize? No!
I be walking around like a surgeon after scrubbing up when I can’t find the towel after washing my hands
They could make handicap accessible stalls in bathrooms so much more accessible if they put a bag hook closer to the toilet
Anyone else ever get slight flank pain and think “oh no the energy drinks finally killed my kidneys”?

Just me?
My Face ID doesn’t recognize me half the time normally but somehow it worked when I had a slice of bread hanging out of my mouth?
just went to a witchery and felt connected to myself for the first time in monthd
*walked slowly because all my body is owie

BUT I WAS SKIPPING IN MY MIND
new compliment just dropped!
“I can’t even tell if you are a boy or a girl” ~random angry man in the grocery store

I know he meant it as an insult, but my enby ass said “omg thank you so much” and skipped* away
I hate it when shitting makes me nauseous like… bro why?
I can have red meat one day and be fine but heaven forbid I have it two days in a row
I needed to trim my kittens nails, so I spread a cat gogurt* on my arm for her to lick while I did them, and now that section of my arm is incredibly soft…

The lesson? Cat tongues are great exfoliators!

*what we call Churus and the like in this house lmao
Someone tell my kitten to stop being so freaking CUTE (jk tell her how adorable she is)
I never thought having a cat ball dropped on my head at 4am would bring me tears of joy but 9 months without seeing my cats really makes me appreciate the dumb, even annoying shit they do
going back to the place I lived with who I thought was the love of my life is gonna be ROUGH
don’t you hate when you get chip dust in your eyes trying to get the last of the crumbs
shaking my head like an etch-a-sketch to clear the bad thoughts
the fact that I unironically started singing “close your eyes, shut your mouth, dream a dream and get us out” to myself last night when I couldn’t sleep
because my 3pm-6am awake time is BULLSHIT
anyone else with delayed sleep phase disorder get so frustrated because nothing is open when your eyes are?