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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 1d

One last live-stream podcast of the week. In the news we’ll find…
GPs to send you out
When to ban football fans
Why banks failed your love-life
What is Russia’s UVB-76

Plus also, I’m tired so I’m sure I’ll have a moan. Who wouldn’t want to watch that live. youtube.com/live/SHAPvJi...

Steve N Allen Almost Daily - October 17th - Footy fans bans, bank love & UVB-76

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a little plug for the #standupcomedy gigs I have coming up. 🎟️

Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 2d

University is not for everyone!

Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 2d

It’s nearly time for the live-stream recording of my paper review podcast. 12pm. Today it’s…
How penalty points fund the UK
Honorary degrees can do one
Tom Cruise and Anna de Armas split
Trump sticks his neck out
You’re being ripped off by your vet
youtube.com/live/c3F0JQ_...

Steve N Allen Almost Daily - October 16th - Trump neck, Maggie's affairs and Tom Cruise single again

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 2d

I love this "baldness cure" advert on Temu. It seems to be saying it will also cure your gingerness.

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 3d

New profile pic

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 4d

I'm not a doctor but I give it a good go on my news podcast.

Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 4d

I'm trying a double podcast day tomorrow. At 9am we get the audio-only drop, my radio show in pod-form. - podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/steve-n-allen-almost-daily/id922877594

At 12pm we get the live stream version, different news stories and me in technicolour. www.youtube.com/@mrstevenallen

Steve N Allen (almost) Daily

Comedy Podcast · Updated daily · Comedian Steve N Allen's almost daily look at the news from the big stories to the news flotsam, featuring bits from his daily radio show, some extra itesms you can't ...

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 4d

I've got a podcast with your name on it, if your name is Steve N Allen (Almost) Daily: Episode 635 "Steve sleeps like a baby... in a nappy?"

open.spotify.com/episode/5yBi... / podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

Steve sleeps like a baby... in a nappy?

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 6d

BTW, other topics they sent through include:
• Sumo is coming to Britain
• That tall Tory man
• Vance and Musk pile on Canterbury cathedral

If you'd like any of those writing up, let me know which you'd pick. It may end up on my Substack if the train home is slow enough.

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 6d

Sometimes when I do a news review for a media outlet they send over more suggested stories than we get time to cover. Thanks to the internet you now don't have to miss what I would have said.

The French have croissant-scented stamps now.

Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/mrsteven...

Croissant by Post: A Flaky Idea

What are the French up to now?

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 6d

I'm heading in now to be on Times Radio at 5:35, on the @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social show, along with @lauralexx.bsky.social but till then here's a picture with descriptive alt text.

Sexy man sits waiting in a train station. A sense of calm power exudes from his every cell. It's a little overcast.

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 8d

Does Liz Hurley have relationship problems?
This is a sneaky look at the recording of the All Hit Radio show (on from 1pm) and audio-only Almost Daily podcast.
Here's the podcast if you fancy a listen open.spotify.com/show/4HhOksM...

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 8d

Morning. I'm on BBC 5 Live in a min chatting through this week's news, if anything happened. See ya there.

Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 9d

Heineken has been renaming pubs to "The Office" because they're stupid.

Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 9d

Morning pod-pickers. Today at 12pm I’m live-streaming the podcast recording again (link below). 📽️ In the news it’s…
Dolly Departoned?
Bad news for UK’s roads
Drinking in the office?
No more free refills for you!
Watch, comment etc. See you on YouTube at 12. 🕛 youtube.com/live/HUAmw_2...

Steve N Allen Almost Daily - October 9th - Trump, "The Other Diddy" and office drinking

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 10d

I see Brexit has impacted the books they have in my son's nursery.

Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 11d

What are you doing today at 12pm? I’m live-streaming my (almost) daily podcast. Join me to find out…
Why Gary Neville has made angry people angry
Why your smartwatch might save your life
And why James Bond has lost a licence
Wanna watch it? This link will help ↪ www.youtube.com/@mrstevenallen

mrstevenallen

Steve N Allen: Stand-up comedian, the news reader guy from BBC 2's The Mash Report, host on Ministry of Offence, regular news reviewer all over the place.

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 13d

I bet he's sweating now.

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 16d

In today's podcast, literally getting to the bottom of this news story.

Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 16d

I'm making notes. Notes, damn it!
Live streaming the podcast today at 12pm (If Windows 11 hasn't forced an update, in which case it'll be just after.)

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 16d

I'll be headlining Crack Comedy #standupcomedy gig in Wimbledon on Oct 11th. Check internet for details.
Meanwhile, here's a non-recent gig photo and reason why I have curtains that look like that shirt now.

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 22d

In the dash through the news that is my podcast, live streaming today at 12, we’ll be checking your digital IDs, finding out the latest must have item for shoplifters, and why the gambling tax is going to be good.
📹 YouTube is youtube.com/@mrstevenallen

mrstevenallen

Steve N Allen: Stand-up comedian, the news reader guy from BBC 2's The Mash Report, host on Ministry of Offence, regular news reviewer all over the place.

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 22d

Pulp, Oasis and now ID cards. This retro 90s thing is going a bit far

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Mr Steve N Allen @mrstevenallen.bsky.social · 23d

Meanwhile, in Christmas tree news...