Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
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Lapsed academic. Author. Often NSFW. Not a tame lion. Metro NYC. My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
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My latest short novel, The Most Dangerous Flower, is out this week! It's an erotic comedy about a widower struggling to maintain his partner's orchid collection and the sexy younger gardener who helps him, um, bloom. It's a fun, naughty romp and I hope you'll buy a copy.
Three handsome copies of a paperback novel called Mowing & Blowing, in which appears my latest short novel, The Most Dangerous Flower.
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I know we’re only halfway through October, but already I am looking forward to the approaching festive season.*

* I refer to the month in which Netflix releases a crapload of brain-dead holiday films that are flimsy excuses for buff men to remove their shirts for no sane reason. That season.
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Sometimes you just need to be surrounded by dicks. 🤷‍♂️

Been workin hard to get the new store setup and connected. You can check it here:
erostakles.myshopify.com

And use code BSKY15 for 15% off through Friday. ☺️💙

Also - proud of my punny descriptions written without AI. 😂

#gayart #gayartist
Bearded gay man in glasses and black baseball cap sits on a large pillow holding a coffee mug featuring red dick artwork in one hand and holding some playing cards featuring yellow Black cock artwork in the other. He's got a blue uncut dick artwork blanket across his lap.
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Gentle reminder to stretch before intense physical activity
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I kinda feel that JLo : Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025) : : Madge : Evita (1996).

With identical wigs.
Diego Luna, Tonatiuh, and some newcomer named Jennifer Lopez, all in formalwear, adorn the promotional poster for Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025).
mrsteed.bsky.social
Really loving the special effects on Netflix’s gay marines drama, Boots.

The special effect I mean this time:
Actor Max Parker rests his temple upon his knuckles, contemplating the viewer like a lover.
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It seems about right that, after about 8 hours with no power, the moment I figure out how to run a cord to plug my fridge into my EV, the lights flickered back on. 🙄
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New episode today! Jerome Larez reveals how Arttitude uplifts queer artists through bold cross-cultural programs. Join the movement! 🏳️‍🌈🎨
#Arttitude#QueerArt
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The things I’ve wanted to do for you, son. 😈
mrsteed.bsky.social
But one can be castigated in the reviews, right? 😢
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My soul is all yours. 🥵
mrsteed.bsky.social
Google has failed me on that one.
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Just trying to speak in the language you young whippersnappers understand, kid. 😉
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NGL, IMHO, #FCF FTW. IYKYK. WDYT?
A sideways view of a man squeezing his balls while his erection points ceilingwards.