Sam Barlow 🔥
@mrsambarlow.bsky.social
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Writer & Director of 🔥 IMMORTALITY - "10/10" Edge 🔥 HER STORY - Telling Lies - Aisle - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories - He/Him NEXT! → PROJECT C (@blumhouse.com) and PROJECT D - Two new and mindblowing horror games coming in your future
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“Understood. But whilst you’re here, what if I could get you a residential mobile contract for 50% off?” (The call was a bout business internet) 😱😱😱
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The joy of trying to cancel an internet service
"No, I asked you a question: why don't you want to save money?" Lol I had to *convince* them why I didn't want to save money before they would move beyond their offer to keep my as a customer
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louiseblain.bsky.social
Steam Next Fest has TWO Blumhouse Games titles to try. Crisol: Theater of Idols and SLEEP AWAKE. You can play both right now.
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Blumhouse does games? Yes, we do.
Try them during #SteamNextFest.

🩸 Crisol: Theater of Idols - for fans of RE: Village, BioShock & Prey. On the cursed island of Tormentosa, your blood is your weapon. Headshots? will barely help.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1790930/Crisol_Theater_of_Idols/
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Yeah it feels beautifully distilled
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
A neat genius thing about Breach is that it finds a way to combine chess turns (my preference) with FFT’s more complex timing strategy. Masterpiece
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
This time around fun to notice how much influence Into The Breach took from this game, esp party and map sizes and how that emphasizes clever unit combos
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Forgot how much grinding and min maxing matsuno magic was in FFT. Amazing to see a battle go from one extreme to another just by tweaking one stat or outfit. Killing bad rich people really does take persistence and effort! Also Rend Weapon is OP
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
This battle also saw archers pick up the arrows fired at them and shoot them back; it was a very imm sim kinda battle

(The wind was on the Yorkist side so their archers were OP)
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
~15,000 died in this one battle
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
My family grew up near site of The Battle of Towton and have never seen SRPG depict that mechanic where a surplus of dead bodies is used to help ford a river *

* apocryphal predecessor to create stacking
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One day would love to try make game that compresses all the matsuno goodness into something that respects your time more- ITB kinda nailed this but lacks the verticality and unit facing stuff I like in the classics so there is a gap! (Also operatic epic story)
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
This time around fun to notice how much influence Into The Breach took from this game, esp party and map sizes and how that emphasizes clever unit combos
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Forgot how much grinding and min maxing matsuno magic was in FFT. Amazing to see a battle go from one extreme to another just by tweaking one stat or outfit. Killing bad rich people really does take persistence and effort! Also Rend Weapon is OP
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Makes sense, my babies loved RE-ANIMATOR
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Another FF staple - ludonarrative dissonance with resurrection items (spoilers in image!)
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It wouldn’t be a FF game without people sitting and reminiscing about their childhood
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Forgot how much grinding and min maxing matsuno magic was in FFT. Amazing to see a battle go from one extreme to another just by tweaking one stat or outfit. Killing bad rich people really does take persistence and effort! Also Rend Weapon is OP
Reposted by Sam Barlow 🔥
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
15 years???? I hope it will not be required to rank my favorite simogo games because I have tried and it is impossible
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
🎉 hot boy summer isn’t over yet!! 🎉
simogo.com
SIMOGO 15TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
October 28, 2025
Please join us for a celebration full of news and surprises. See you!
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Sexy DiCaprio or halation on light hotspots in film?
Reposted by Sam Barlow 🔥
blippo.plus
Wednesday, October 22nd, join Blippo+ co-creators @com.y-a-c-h-t.com for an evening of worldbuilding and channel-flipping at @metalabel.bsky.social in New York!

Free 🎟️: parisbynight.metalabel.com/logosfrompla...

We’ll have copies of Logos From Planet Blip on hand, and plenty of Blippian cheer!
Planet Blip in New York City!
An evening of channel-flipping, alien television, and gaming against the grain with Blippo+ co-creators YACHT at Metalabel HQ in New York.
parisbynight.metalabel.com
mrsambarlow.bsky.social
Awkward. I now have to defend the constitution against domestic enemies. Can I take the weekend or do I have to start straight away?
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Got up early today to go get citizen-ized
Excited to take part in the sacred ritual of migration. Will I finally understand baseball? I figured out peanut butter already but baseball eludes me
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Got up early today to go get citizen-ized
Excited to take part in the sacred ritual of migration. Will I finally understand baseball? I figured out peanut butter already but baseball eludes me
Reposted by Sam Barlow 🔥
voicesbyzane.bsky.social
God if the outcome of all this is a discovery that a specific type of black mold makes you a weird bigot I'm gonna have a hearty chuckle then fill my pockets with stones and walk into a lake. We are now living in the mold age. The mildew years. The roaring fungis.
kaseygifford.bsky.social
Suuuure it's the "molds" fault. Whats next, a very specific strain of mold that turns children's book authors into raging terfs?
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philipbak.bsky.social
One Battle After Another (1986)
Director: Yu Suzuki
Publisher: Sega