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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 1d

way to go @stefanheck.bsky.social

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 1d

cool carpet

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 2d

he never said that

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 3d

It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 7d

humpday is when I sex

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 9d

thinking about short word story again

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Mar 25

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 12d

Don't tell my boss but I'm vibe quiet quitting

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 25d

yeah, "Cookie Monster" looks pretty ridiculous compared to all the other ones

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · 26d

I would hate to wear "dumb" glasses and feel like a LOSER!

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this guy we started watching on the GOK streams is the funniest fuckin guy I've ever seen in my life. (starts house on fire with four-foot jet of fire) "hoo shit, man you all see that?"

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Sep 10

And it's the one year anniversary of Talk Tuah! Spit on that thaaaaang

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Sep 10

[unable to find any answers on google after listening to yet another of my favorite podcasts] what the FUCK is the goo crew????

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Sep 10

Random Ape Noises 2

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Sep 8

It's such a beautiful and inspiring song, probably my favorite from the album

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Sep 8

Uh, not a good look. Too soon...

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Sep 5

That's a quote from my dad, please give credit.

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Aug 31

If you don't put who the hosts of a podcast are at least in the description then I'm going to assume it's an AI show and not listen to it, even if it's been going for 7 years

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Aug 30

Can you imagine going through the effort of crouching or even lying down to see the bottom of an object, only to find out that a larger object it's placed on is blocking the view?

"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Aug 27

Did you just call her Juicy? Get in the corner

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What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social · Aug 27

Repost this if you think he was talking about What's All This Then

2011 tweet by travis kelce who i guess is marrying taylor swift: "Women that have a sense if humer #plus"

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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · Aug 26

BREAKING:

This week marks 5 years of RNC.
To celebrate the end of another successful vinyl campaign, I’m playing the entire Songs on the Computer saga live on my new Twitch channel tomorrow night.

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · Aug 24

here is the post! i love sixteenth minute and am so proud of what we did. up next: my next book is finished, the special i filmed late last year is nearing the finish line, and i want to focus on writing and directing narrative stuff for the next chunk. Bechdel Cast and We the Unhoused continue!

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Aug 24

I am dreaming of the day I have a car that goes from 0 to 60 in under a second. Maybe that will fix things

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"Mr. Goals" @mrgoals.bsky.social · Aug 24

but what if it works NEXT TIME?

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