Kevin A. Risner
@mrdecember.bsky.social
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Two books in the offing >>> It's Easy To Lose Your Breath (2026) & There's No Future Where We Don't Have Fire (2027) www.kevinarisner.com
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50501movement.bsky.social
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
mrdecember.bsky.social
LOL OK Mike
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Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.
mrdecember.bsky.social
Ugh!! Steel yourself, my friend. For it will not be pretty. :(
mrdecember.bsky.social
Ope! This is today!
mitchnobis.bsky.social
This is tomorrow, so RSVP now! I think this is my first live online reading since the book came out believe it or not, so I'd be honored if you joined the crowd. Plus, @clbpoetry.bsky.social & @djvorreyer.bsky.social are the BEST!
notatawp.bsky.social
Announcement time! October 14th, 7:00 Eastern: Hear poems from @clbpoetry.bsky.social, @mitchnobis.bsky.social, and @djvorreyer.bsky.social! Hosted by the amazing @readinstead.bsky.social!

Hit the eventbrite link to register. NAWP!

www.eventbrite.com/e/a-nawp-rea...
mrdecember.bsky.social
This sounds like a thread I’d create. My condolences. 😔
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jbeanz120.bsky.social
"Also, prepare to tremble before the awesome power of our frog."
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mrdecember.bsky.social
The best part about getting a new fridge in 2025 is that it costs a ton more thanks to all the tariffs! 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
mrdecember.bsky.social
Ten years of marriage. I’m a really lucky guy. 🤩🥰
Peggy’s Cove in Nova Scotia On the beach at sunset in St Petersburg Edgewater Park on my bday during a lake effect event Today on the towpath at mile marker TEN
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strandjunker.com
If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
mrdecember.bsky.social
I know the Guardians weren't supposed to be here -- but, man, this stings a little bit.
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mrdecember.bsky.social
Would it kill the ESPN announcers to be a bit more partial on who they want to win this game…?! Signed, a Guards fan.
mrdecember.bsky.social
That's our bag o' tricks, hahah!
mrdecember.bsky.social
You got to see what Cleveland was like for most of the year this afternoon. 🥹
mrdecember.bsky.social
Justin! Man - he destroyed us frequently.
mrdecember.bsky.social
Somehow - the Guardians clinched a postseason birth tonight! A walk-off hit by pitch, no less. Wild!
A shot of the ballpark before the game started. Mary and me in matching Guards gear 😜 The Guardians celebrating after winning. Fireworks in background. Clinched on the scoreboard.
mrdecember.bsky.social
Baseball is stressin' me out. So I just wrote a poem and made some baba ganoush.
mrdecember.bsky.social
Shit. I started this three months ago! Poems got in the way. Maybe I need to do some more noveling ...
toddedillard.bsky.social
porting over my “banger novel openings” thread from the bird site
Screenshot of a Twitter post I found on that reads: there was a spring in second grade where every single recess I would walk out to the most remote part of the playground, “die” dramatically, and lie motionless for the entire 20 minutes. I was trying to trick a Turkey vulture into coming down to eat me so I could grab it as a pet.
mrdecember.bsky.social
Riding on this positivity this evening 🥹 🥹 🥹
A tweet by Evan Woodbery informing us that "Tarik Skubal said Guards' manager Stephen Vogt gave him a lift to the hospital last night and they went together to check in on David Fry."
mrdecember.bsky.social
That was an utterly and unbelievably ABSURD half inning. 😭
mrdecember.bsky.social
David Fry seems to be OK. But that was scary... wow...