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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 2h

Games still to play tomorrow of course but it’s as tight as a camel’s arse in a sandstorm In Barclays mid-table land (as it stands)

David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 2h

They don’t like it, but they’ll have to go along with it…

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve got a bit of a thing about goalkeepers wearing kits that are unnecessarily similar to what the outfield players are wearing. The Bournemouth keeper at our place a month ago & the latest one - Brentford’s keeper wearing pink to ‘contrast’ the red & white stripes the rest of the team are in

David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 10h

Always a pleasure gents. Honourable mentions to Shack, ACR, student life, laptops, guy fawkes/fireworks & ‘The Paper’

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 17h

Life lesson learned before the game last night. Don’t buy 2 separate pints to save yourself going back to the bar & then struggle with one in each hand. Just buy a 2 pint glass.

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 17h

Normally yes, but he’d not been walked since lunchtime & he won’t poo in the garden. Doesn’t like to soil his own sheets, so to speak

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 17h

At least you didn’t have to go walk the dog in the pissing rain when you got in

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 17h

Home by 10:45 here

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

He’s obviously been inspired by your words of encouragement

David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

Nice night for it #lufc

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

No need to apologise pal 😃

David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

You mean Iggy Pop or am I missing something?

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

North Chapeltown

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure when the December payday will be under this new system. It’ll either be Xmas Eve or a bit before which will give us the dreaded long January which never used to happen of course when payday was the 16th

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

Yes mate. Thunderbirds are go on that one 👍🏻

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 1d

Getting paid 2 days early because pay day fall on a Sunday but then realising it’s gonna be a 33 day month

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 3d

#nowplaying

David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 3d

So no sweets in it?

David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 3d

Scott Mills channelling his early ‘90’s indie kid this morning with The Primitives ‘Crash’ followed by ‘Groovy Train’ by the farm

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 4d

God love em

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 4d

Christ, there’s a typo in everything I post these days. Proper King Charles cocker spaniel sausage fingers type shit going on.

David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 4d

My #lufc bias aside, no parachute teams going up & no newly promoted teams going down would be very good for the game IMNHO. Football would be the winner

Michael Normanton @michaeltsb.bsky.social · 4d

As it stands there are no parachute payment clubs in The Championship top 6. Must be a long while since that's been the case after 10/11 games

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 4d

The police went to the local high school with the videos/stills that we sent them. The liaison officer at the school id’d them. Thing is, the ones that were identified wouldn’t grass the others up & the police did fuck all to ‘encourage’ them to as far as I’m aware. Cos they’re kids fuck all happens

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David Wood @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social · 4d

I think they use the time of year as an excuse to escalate it but it’s more than that. We had to get the police involved last year. 2 or 3 lads running up to the door & kicking it as if they were trying to break it down. Was very stressful for all of us. 😕

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