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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · Feb 2

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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 2h

Interesting how the cross section of:

Trump voters who get shat on by Trump

and

people who say they are for the Second Amendment *in case the government becomes tyrannical* but aren't doing anything about it

are getting closer and closer to a full circle.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 5h

My head canon about that episode is that hearing the tour guide overwhelmed him and precipitated his suicide... 😥

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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 2d

While we're in the domain of fantasy, here are hypothetical reactions to similar hypothetical protests

Biden: Folks, I get it. I hear the complaints. Here's how we can move forward.
Obama: Your voices... haven't fallen on deaf ears. We hear you... let's cooperate to make things better for everyone.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 2d

A good proportion of them are too-far-gone, absolute assholes. The rest were sold on empty promises out of desperation. Using immigrants, with or without a legal status, as scapegoats for all the ills of American society worked too well as the article source of "what's wrong."

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 4d

Perfect picture for the article. This is all thanks to that dried up prune face.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 4d

Even in hell, Satan's gonna be like "Oh great, now I have to deal with this fucker for the rest of eternity."

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 7d

Finally, finally, finally saw the new Superman movie.

I'm glad that DC finally realized that embracing the campy side of superheroes works just as well, if not better, than the dark, broody style of the previous DCU movies.

I'm also glad they added some less-than-perfect, non A-listers heroes.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 7d

This one is superb. She actually found a proper use for the theremin!

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 8d

Mercy Seat
Mad World

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 11d

Season 3: Continues with the space anomaly at the end of season 2. Borg v. Borg fight. Skip to 6 months after, mostly the same story. More Shaw, more La Forge kids. Not sure about Data... There would have to be a better way than another Golem...

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 11d

If it was up to me, here's what I would have changed:

Season 1: Picard is still his rigid old self with some signs of dementia, until he's cured, not Golemed. Also, no ripping off Dune and Mass Effect.

Season 2: Probably my favorite in retrospect. Only no Soji, no kiss with Laris, no past Laris.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 11d

Troi was the least changed, and that's sad, because her character actually evolved on TNG.

Beverly changed for the better. I think we can see her yearning for more and the idea of a futuristic doctor without borders made sense.

Worf's changes worked for him. He's wiser.

Data was just shoehorned

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 11d

If I was to criticize Picard seasons 1 through 3, this would be my main problem:

The characters didn't evolve, they just changed. Picard isn't rigid, he's in constant awe. Riker isn't cool under pressure, he's angry and bitter. Geordi isn't a cool nerd, he's authoritarian.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 13d

Je me souviens de quand Tamara avait invoqué le 1er amendement... en cour au Canada!

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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 14d

Evangelicals : We're being oppressed for our beliefs!

Real oppression:

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 14d

Adderall can be prescribed

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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 14d

They forgot about Charlie Kirk, but we didn't forget about Jeffrey Epstein.

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Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 14d

No conscience?

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 18d

If we quarter troops in Democrat cities, we don't lose midterm seats.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19d

I would have suggested something crass and tacky with a bit of a callback to the infamous skull design on SS hats but it looks like I was beaten to the punch.

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 19d

An Etsy shop honeypot would do wonders

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20d

That's an incredibly dangerous merger of political power, business, and healthcare. Why? Oh, that's right, "Obamacare" was "bad."

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 20d

Evangelicals: I can't wait for the end of times! Bring it, I'm ready, I fear nothing!

Also evangelicals: Oh no, it's Halloween again! 😱

Empé 🇨🇦 @mpbizdev.bsky.social · 23d

Le ghosting prend des proportions démesurées.