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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 31m

***especially if you are into very specific things. i have met so many men who whine about how hard it is to meet women who will cater to their kink and i'm like...

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 3h

it's been working for me! lol

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 3h

they are a very Texas brand and i got one for myself as a post divorce present 💝

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 3h

how strange. i'm seeing in here in Dallas next week and there were plenty of tickets

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 3h

yes i always heard them referred to as Italian charm bracelets, idk if they are a thing in Italy or what. mine is just a regular traditional James Avery charm bracelet

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Pup Ripley @pupripley.bsky.social · 5h

Relationship goals

Poison ivy and bane from Batman and robin

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 4h

things i like part 2

-Texas skies
-making my friends laugh
-seeing a real chunky baby out in public
-solving minor problems for things that have been bugging me
-charm bracelets
-birria tacos
-sunflowers
-having deep conversations with Lux

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 4h

i love texting my friend good night like i'm going to sleep and then immediately sending him 8 ig reels in rapid fire succession

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 4h

Lux the black cat with green eyes laying on a blonde wood floor in a patch of sunlight

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

oh speaking of i got the Vanilla Smoke body mist from Phlur and i am obsessed

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

i am on my 4th bottle of Vanilla Vice and it is their best one imo. i smelled Me and the pancakes one recently and was like oh nooo these are bad. Sweet Ash is ok though

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

the only commentary i have about TS is

that telling your young female fans that a man saving you from Ophelia's fate (killing herself. being dead. i'm not sure if Taylor actually knows what happened in Hamlet to be honest)

is very sad desperate pick me messaging

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

i really want to try Dead Dinosaur by them out of pure curiosity!

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

honestly? just watch Mare of Eastown if you haven't already. it is pretty much in the same setting with similar themes but a much better story

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

👀👀 hello you have my attention. i love love Love Khambrah by Lattafa which is said to be an Angel's Share dupe but has more of a boozy sexy apple pie quality to me

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

not really!! that show runs on fucked up things happening to teenagers

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 15h

also i cannot stop thinking about The Chair Company. first of all being a fat person breaking a chair is my nightmare and i can't say i wouldn't also descend into Lynchian madness if it happened to me

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 16h

my thoughts on Task, which i think about 5 people in total are watching:

-what's the inciting incident. are Robbie & co robbing houses to make money? or for revenge for his brother? am i going to have to find a Youtube man to explain it to me

-most of the tattoos on the actors look very fake & bad

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 16h

since moving back to DFW i am remembering that it is pretty much like driving on Fury Road out here

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 16h

paying luxury retail prices for a nylon purse is crazy work to me (looking at you Prada) it's not an artisanal material babe it's plastic

i love my Baggu but paying 2.5k for designer nylon just does not compute

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 18h

related: i got a new smart oven that comes with an app. the app has a recipes section that is all AI generated with the most uncanny valley photos of food i have ever seen in my life

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 18h

Lolll no i love it 🥜🌰

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 18h

there's a sumo tournament in Buda in November you say? my schedule has somehow cleared itself how did that happen

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 18h

sometimes i like to think about when humans invented certain stuff. like was it an accident or did they have a process

like olive oil. was an ancient human like whoops i squished an olive...what is this oil stuff mmm delicious

and Wikipedia is letting me down, how do we not know this

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vampire girlfriend 🩸✨ @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 19h

buying prints: so fun woop woop

buying frames for the prints: what is this. what the fuck

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