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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · Aug 19

Another day, another speedo thirst trap

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6h

Need

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 21h

You're telling me there's virgin cock in this tale??!

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 1d

*based on true events

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 2d

When oomf logs the same obscure movie on Letterboxd at the same time as another oomf

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 2d

Y'all I saw After the Hunt last night and it's CRIMINAL Chloë Sevigny isn't on the poster because her wig is THE star

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 3d

I like where this is heading...

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 5d

@ sea tea be 🥳

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 5d

Kiss of the Spider Woman looks great, but nothing will ever top the time I saw a staging of it at a state college in New Jersey starring a now-famous OF bottom (he was excellent btw)

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 5d

Not sure where else they can go with this franchise

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6d

🙅🙅🙅

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6d

uncut sorry can't participate

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6d

"it's cutting season!!!" ...quick follow-up question: calories or wrists?

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6d

You still get a ribbon don't worry

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6d

You're in good company 💋 (same)

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6d

We support our humble alloys 🦾

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 6d

Gold star gay (has never had sex with a woman)
Platinum star gay (has never touched a vagina)
Palladium star gay (has never used a condom)

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 8d

That is so cute

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 8d

🎶 We're just two friends,
Two good friends,
Two best friends,
Sharing one wonderful day! 🎶

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 10d

haha lore

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 10d

The oomf to oomfwb to oombff pipeline

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 14d

If Tumblr banned AI like they banned porn, Yahoo would make their billion dollars back

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 14d

I love it as long as it turns out pretty. 100% money is no object tho! They pretty much gave away everything in their apartment on insta before moving

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 14d

Wait they're planning another renovation in Sydney. Nvm I'm back onboard!

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sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 15d

Looks like someone already gave up on Locktober smh

sommelier manic 🦭 @motherquoter.bsky.social · 16d

FAIR!!