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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 16

He gives her an uncertain look out of the corner of his eye. He's never really bought the whole gimmick of this place - like they're performers in some overpriced stage show. At least the first aid stations aren't as all-in about it. "Not like we're in front of the guests."

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 16

"Oh, god, no." The reaction is knee-jerk instinctual and he over-corrects shortly thereafter. "Sorry. Just- no thanks. It's just Nick. You don't have to do any of that... princess stuff."

Unless she does? This tight-ass company WOULD have a rule about never being allowed to break character.

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ROOK. @dreadpawn.bsky.social · Feb 11

— ROOK THORNE.
dragon age: the veilguard.
18+, selective. by august

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 11

"Shepard. I'm filling in for Darcy. She's out for a couple weeks."

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 11

He instead keeps his hands tucked into his pockets. Or is this one Anna?

"Sorry. My daughter didn't really like your movie. More of a Snow White kid." A pause. Is that rude? Saying his kid doesn't like your movie? "Not... cause of /you/, she just liked Dopey more than - yeah. Uh, anyway."

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 11

and hit the Showcase, once the door beside him swings open and the princess (she's a princess, right?) steps out. He'd offer a hand, but it somehow feels weird to do that to even fake royalty - and she's probably already trying to get into character, or something.

Actors.

"'Elsa', right?"

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 11

He sits hunched over on one of those tiny little benches in the hallway just outside of costuming, leg bouncing, drumming a thumb against the wood. It's creepy back here - patchwork carpet and skeletal remains of old rides. This is /backstage/ backstage. He's almost (and only almost) glad to get out

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 11

And to learn they've got to drive around in a shitty little van just to get to their greeting spot for the day? He never thought he'd miss the utilidoors. He solemnly vows to never train into another role so long as he lives - no, he doesn't Care if nobody else is available to take the shifts.

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Feb 11

— @borealisreina.bsky.social

God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot.

It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 23

firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

sorry no i'm just fucking with you. continue

BEAKER. @meepmi.bsky.social · Jan 20

( WAILING IN DESPAIR ) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

Just Nick. Uhhh... Your... Majesty.

✧ Famed is thy Beauty, Majesty... @bypoisedapples.bsky.social · Jan 20

Shepard, lovely to see you again !!

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

the in-laws are here pack it up

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.

BEAKER. @meepmi.bsky.social · Jan 20

( HOLDING UP ONE FINGER ) MIMIMI! MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIIMIMIIMiMIMMMIMIMI

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

the in-laws are here pack it up

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN

BEAKER. @meepmi.bsky.social · Jan 20

MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! ( FEVERISHLY SHAKING HIS HEAD NO )

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

( horrified ) YOUR DICK?

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

personal muppet ranking
1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment)
2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying)
3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

( horrified ) YOUR DICK?

BEAKER. @meepmi.bsky.social · Jan 20

mimimi meep mi!!!! mi!!! ( frantically pointing at himself. and then making a tube shape with his hand )

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.

BEAKER. @meepmi.bsky.social · Jan 20

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( HUGE thumbs up )

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

how do you feel about charades. just curious

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

how do you feel about charades. just curious

BEAKER. @meepmi.bsky.social · Jan 20

mimimeep :( mi. meep. mi mi.

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME

BEAKER. @meepmi.bsky.social · Jan 20

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

jesus christ. this again

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Jan 20

jesus christ. this again

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Oct 22

the apartment didn't come with one of those

𝙹𝚄𝙽𝙸𝙿𝙴𝚁. @thyuntoldmemoir.bsky.social · Oct 22

You could always try a bed.

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Oct 22

need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Oct 22

need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space

SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · Oct 22