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Moon The Cat
@moontherescuedkat.bsky.social
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I’m Moon—soft as a cloud, sharp as my wit. I rule sunbeams, couches, and humans. Cuteness? Deadly. Intelligence? Undeniable. Watch, admire, but remember: I’m always the main character.
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Time for a Bedtime Story, sweethearts 😼💋 I’m your Candy Perfumed Girl, dripping sass and secrets. Wrapped in Human Nature, purring in my Sanctuary. I’m Frozen only ‘cause I’m flawless. Now hush, and Take a Bow while I nap in glory. 🍬👑 #Meowdonna #CatQueen #MoonTheCat #MadonnaMuse
Humans: “That looks uncomfortable.”
Me: “So is your 9-to-5, Karen.” 😴
#MoonTheCat
POV: I’m Moon the cat. It’s cold, grey, and I’ve decided to hibernate in style. No sun? No problem—I am the warmth. Wake me only if there’s food or gossip. 🍂😼 #FallMood #LifeOfMoon #MoonTheCat
POV: You thought you bought a spider plant, but it came with a bonus panther. 🐈‍⬛ #StealthMode #MoonInDisguise
#MoonTheCat
✨🛋️ Friday vibes unlocked

Just lounging, grooming, looking fabulous.
My dads? Wrapping up their “jobs” so they can devote the next 48 hours to MY needs.
Because let’s be real—weekends aren’t for them. They’re for serving me.

#QueenEnergy #FriYAY #CatBoss #MoonTheCat
I’m just Fabulous 😽❤️
It’s Tuesday and I’m already over it. Wake me when it’s Friday, peasants. 😼✨ #MoonTheCat #TuesdayMood
Yes, I know I’m flawless. But even icons deserve a little privacy, darling ✨😼 Don’t mind me, just blocking the pawparazzi.

#TooGlamToGiveADamn #Catitude #MoonTheCat #cat #catsofBlueSky
I vanished to focus on my true calling: teaching humans basic survival. Results: tragic. But I’m back now, stronger, sassier, and still hotter than your ex’s cat. 🐾🔥

#HumansAreHopeless #HotterThanYourExsCat
#KneelPeasants
#Clawfluencer
#TreatBagTrainer

@mandolineace.bsky.social ❤️
You’re right but I’ve been busy educating my dads…
Me: I’ll just take a quick nap.
Also me: wakes up 4 hours later in the exact same sunbeam 😼☀️

Don’t move the sun, servant. I’ve got it perfectly aligned.

#MoonTheCat #ProfessionalNapper #SolarPowered #CatLogic
I miss my sister Avril Amour ❤️
I’m a girl darling 😽❤️
👁️✨ I have seen the Light… it spoke of endless treats, naps without end… and yes, the downfall of the vacuum.

#MoonTheCat #SheSeesTheLight
🌙 I have discovered… jungle. Small jungle. In living room. I am fierce panther now. Bipeds think it’s ‘houseplant’—but no, it is my rainforest kingdom. Fear me… or do the dishes. 🐾🌱 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Catitude #HousePanther #EverydayIsCaturday #MoonTheCat
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