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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · 16d

Someone needs to go to a press event like this, raise their hand, and ask, "are the data centers here in the room with us right now?"

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · 18d

Feeling cute
Might move faster Pokey later

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Sep 18

As someone who has never done drugs, I have a genuine question: a lot of songs and Philip K. Dick novels refer to pills called "reds". What are "reds"?

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Sep 12

Kirk's killer was taken in peacefully because he was white.

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Sep 12

I found out right-wing militias hell-bent on causing a race war were a thing from it being joked about on an episode of Daria.

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Sep 2

The stupidest thing you've seen written about AI 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳.

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 20

Casey Newton:

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 19

"Why are these nazis so nice to me?"

-Someone soon to be purged

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 19

Boss: Why did you come into work drunk?

me: I wish I had, like, more concrete answers for you, but, like, we're stumbling through this.

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · Dec 23

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 13

Elon Musk is what happens when you let the crack addict buy the crack factory

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 10

Trump: I'm going to do mass deportations

Kasparian: Trump said he's going to do a reasonable deportation plan

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 10

To the tune of "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 9

I bet 💵 to 🍩 that when AI suffers a bubble pop these guys are going to say they saw it coming and not mention Ed.

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 9

"Feeling sad I can't write stories anymore"
Bro, you're not going to believe this...

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 8

@edzitron.com arxiv.org/pdf/2508.01191

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 8

GPT-5 is proving that Ed Zitron is the Jor-El of AI, trying to convince everyone that Krypton is doomed.

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 8

Diogenes remains unbeaten

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Aug 1

Brilliant. A class needs to be taught on the effectiveness of such visual comedy.

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Jul 27

WHERE'S THE EPSTEIN FILES, DONNY?

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Jul 27

The more I see how f-ed the coding jobs are, the more glad I am that I stayed at the post office instead of getting a degree in my field.

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Jul 23

@edzitron.com

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Jul 18

The only Navy SEAL I listen to is Jesse Ventura. You're either getting a horrifying life story about how someone fucked him over, or an insane conspiracy rant worthy of your drunk uncle.

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Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Jul 18

@julieacrisp.bsky.social is this something you'd be interested in:

THE GODDESS IN THE MACHINE
An elemental goddess and a female android team up to fight Shadow Gods from beyond reality.

Alejandro Gonzalez @moonrakerone.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Chief People Officer"

This has to be a bullshit title given so someone can get paid big money

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