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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · 1d

Yeeeahhhh they had a post for Columbus Day too, that the people objecting to the Indigenous Day post probably didn't bother to read 🤨🤦‍♀️wtf

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · 7d

That is so cool, I have always wanted to go to the Winchester house!!

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · 13d

Saw Starve Acre last night and thought of your posts. This account has given me a greater understanding of the deep & abiding love & respect for trees in the UK. Much appreciated!

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · 19d

@benjobenny.bsky.social refreshing the site like,

a close up of a person pressing a hyperx key

ALT: a close up of a person pressing a hyperx key

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · 21d

It's the final countdown!

DOO DOO DOO DOO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO! #governmentshutdown2025

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Sep 18

Shared the coloring book story with my coworkers today and we all had a great laugh over it!

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Sep 18

Yaaay - congratulations!! 🥳

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Sep 16

I have also seen the date as 2022 in other screenshots of this, which just adds to the weirdness...as posted by Steve Lookner on Twitter -

Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Sep 10

Well TIL you can buy a "Shit Your Pants" curse from Etsy??? We really are living in interesting times 😳

Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Sep 8

Wow um....hadnt seen that N@zi youth one yet, craziness 😡

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Sep 5

Haha that is the most I ever saw him type on Twitter, when I asked something about Alice Cooper 😄 He is still on my list of people to listen to their albums!!

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 27

Sounds familiar! Older dog woke me up to let me know she crapped on the floor. Then needed comforting a few hours later, because, boogeyman???

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 27

Thought SNL wasn't airing new episodes yet,

Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 14

As a person who is also married to a Leo - this 1000% 😏🙄 Their birthdays aren't for the weak - however...they ARE for the week (month, etc)!

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 7

*waits for image to load*

*realizes that's the point*

I guess this is my mental state too! 😬🤦‍♀️

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 7

Really should start taking bets on how long it takes for one of my coworkers to explain Mayan bloodletting ceremonies in gory detail to each new coworker we get. She used to study Mayan archaeology, though it has no relevance to our job...😏🤷‍♀️

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 7

That is very interesting - my first thought on seeing your original quote is that it could certainly apply to dreams as well as ghosts!

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 6

Yep totally a coding error 🤨

This really is the darkest timeline, I say to myself for the 34,373 time, ☹️

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Aug 6

Article I Sections 9 & 10 of the U.S. Constitution—which limit presidential power over tariffs and protect habeas corpus—have disappeared from Congress’s website. They claim a coding error is to blame.

Sections of the U.S. Constitution Missing from Government Website

Articles I, Sections 9 and 10 are inaccessible on Congress-run portal, raising concerns over transparency and public access.

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 5

Wow, he really chose to be like a reverse Oprah, this really is the darkest timeline,

a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and says you get a car and you get a car

ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and says you get a car and you get a car

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 5

Blatant...yes, yes it is,

Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Aug 1

This is just lovely. So hard to strike the right balance when you try to comfort yourself or someone else; and this letter does this beautifully. Bookmarking it for the next time it is needed...

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Jul 31

That is so ADHD - not feeling hunger, but something else instead (irrational anger, disproportionate despair, etc)...!

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Jul 31

Today in FUCK YOU AI! - turned off autocorrect for my phone's keyboard.

Today in half-heartedly welcoming AI overlords - threw chunks of my resume into Chat GPT to see if it could improve it. Irritatingly enough - it has 🫤

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Jul 10

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Mock5turtle @mock5turtle.bsky.social · Jun 23

Just gonna leave this here for reasons,

Spending All Your Financial Aid Money Before Classes Even Start. GIF

ALT: Spending All Your Financial Aid Money Before Classes Even Start. GIF

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