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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 5h

Uhhh…As long as he spouts graphite doesn’t matter what form he takes I guess.

JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 5h

Aw. That’s unfortunate. Don’t you have a special friend?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 5h

Vaseline is your best friend. Just sprinkle in some shavings off the end of your pencil and you’re good.

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 5h

What about attachments? Are you a tip/ring/sleeve kind of guy?

JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 6h

I just give it a quick wipe, make sure there’s no dust on it.

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 6h

Yes, you don’t want to go to all the bother of tightening everything up only to get squeaks and sudden slackness at the wrong moment.

JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 6h

Well quite!
And I hope you always lubricate your nut?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 6h

We all have one of those mate. Just, go easy when you’re having a turn on it.

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 6h

Do you like them custom wound?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 6h

My friends, every day is a new opportunity to reshape how you view the past. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 12h

Make the bed up first as it will be a long and tiring day and the last thing you’ll want to do will be to start searching for pillows and blankets.

JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 23h

Don’t google it.

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

Will Keith be keeping comfy kipping in or around Keighley you think?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

Thats daylight robbery….

..oh.

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

They don’t allow that sort of thing on National Express these days.

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

More than words can say

JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

If he’s not to busy singing

JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

How about Gary Chaperone?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

Thought you’d appreciate that 😃

JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sure any good brief would find lots of loopholes in this miasma.

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

Who’s in a position of authori-tie?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

Is someone keeping track?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t the bits stick in your teeth?

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JD @moanjam.bsky.social · 1d

We’ve been to our friends’ place nr Brive and stopped off at lots of new places on way there and way back. It’s a wonderful country.
Love finding out of the way local places

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