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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 5h

It's short for "4 Channels Per Roundabout"

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 6h

You can't park there mate.

Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 9h

At this point, it's only Richard Osman able to afford this sort of nonsense.

Support your local takeaways.

Learn how to cook.

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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 11h

The body of a Comet aircraft from the nearby de Havilland factory turns into Bridge Street, Chester, 1950s.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 11h

I hope they're using that old Apple Mac from the picture. Looks like a Performa.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 11h

Obviously. "They've come home drunk from the pub!"

It was about 9:30.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 12h

We had that last night, the wife made me mute the TV and turn the light off "to hear them better".

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 12h

*My

Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 12h

I do a yearly haul at Nike. By best deal was a £70 (RRP) running top for £2.97.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 12h

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 13h

Found on Reddit

Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 1d

Well...

sherlock holmes is holding a cup of coffee and says `` you don 't say '' .

ALT: sherlock holmes is holding a cup of coffee and says `` you don 't say '' .

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salsa @salsacaek.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about the Family Guy Cookie Monster bit where he was taking a hit of cookie dough and they were dragging him and he's like "you guys are nazis man your freaking nazis"

Well. Now is his time.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 1d

When Willy Fogg gets that gas bill...

a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''

ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm getting the word..."

a man singing into a microphone with the words " y ' alright " behind him

ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " y ' alright " behind him

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 1d

Have you picked up the Christmas Special?

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 1d

My old home number
My current mobile number
Chatback

Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 1d

Fact: Fray Bentos is a town in Uruguay.

Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 1d

We had this happen while we were away. Flooded the room below and took about 5 months to get sorted. It was all through insurance but still a massive pain in the arse.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 2d

Should probably check his medicine cabinet first.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 2d

Might have to dig out my Cape Verde top now.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 2d

Where have all the boffins gone? I thought they were meant to sort this stuff out.

Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 3d

It's the Green Knobin.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 3d

I see you've already done Step one.

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Ultra Mugnus @mkn1ght.bsky.social · 3d

Step one: open window
Step two: take deep breath
Step three: "YOU CAN'T PARK THERE MATE!"

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