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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 9h

WATCH IT

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 9h

Still got three episodes of new Partridge in the pipe.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10h

Four In A Bed - entrepreneur (helmet) living in Hale. He would live in Hale.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12h

“Tutankhamun - great pharaoh, YUGE gold mask, not as great as my restroom, pyramids are great, but not as great as Trump Tower”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Trump on Egypt: "They have very little crime. Because they don't play games. That's why. Like we do in the United States with governors that have no idea what they're doing."

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12h

Arse/Elbow

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12h

Did you clean my bins out m5?

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12h

That being a text which reads: “c U iN sPoOnZ toMmY”

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12h

The type of person who “don’t like American comedy” you probably need to avoid. Permanently.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12h

What’s the greatest sitcom ever and why it’s The Larry Sanders Show.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 13h

YES SAM!

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 13h

Fuck all

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 14h

👍👍

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 15h

Good.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 18h

Yup 👍

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 19h

Thank you, thank you for sharing this. It’s very thoughtful - so many people having a crap time of it at the moment, and I appreciate you doing this. Cheers👍

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer

I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!

www.mathew-owen.co.uk

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 19h

THEY’RE HERE PETE!

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

Executive Razzle

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

👍👍

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

Wow! Overwhelmed, thank you excellent people for RT-ing this for me. You never know, huh?

Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer

I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!

www.mathew-owen.co.uk

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you so much!

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

I think you might’ve insulted him a little bit there.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, mate 👍👍

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

Haha! Must be.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

Bingo-bango.

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