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johanna ☾⋆

@mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social

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they/she, 20 first and foremost a yapper, occasionally a racing enthusiast and self-proclaimed niche film reviewer. also capable of playing chess horribly. i run @archivesbovy

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 13d

like im sorry kalle ik you are /definitely/ capable of greatness but also the moment f2 fans start calling you or wrc “mid fraud” im gonna need to be launched directly into the sun

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 13d

we need a bootcamp to prepare wrc and indycar fans for the great 2027 f2 season where rovanperä and herta will be fighting in p14 and p15 respectively

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Lichess @lichess.org · 14d

The entire Lichess team is deeply shocked and saddened to hear of the untimely passing of GM Daniel Naroditsky.

Danya had a deep passion for chess and a rare gift for inspiring that love of the game in others. Through his commentary, playing, and tireless efforts across all domains of chess, Danya won the hearts and minds of the community.

We have truly lost one of our brightest advocates for the game, taken well before his time at just 29. Our team's thoughts are with his family, friends and his many fans at this time.

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 15d

damn are we about to witness an elfyn championship in the year of 2025

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 16d

eff won news update is really funny bc posts made by a random account w/ a blue checkmark on the dead bird app could count as legit sources. its like a gateway to misinformation consumption if you think abt it

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 16d

Charli XCX in the Criterion Closet ✨

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 16d

they gonna start making jokes abt how wrc is series for frauds the same way they did with indycar and wec 💔it has never been this joever for kallebros

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 16d

kalle might come out of this season as a three time wrc champion just to drop it all. when he got called “a mid washed unc” by f2 fans in 2030 after being terrorised by a trident or an mp im going to walk the plank

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 16d

morning rain is one hell of a thing

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 16d

too bad ogier went off. however! as a very petty #loeb9th truther this has been slightly been in my favour

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 17d

one must imagine louis louka happy..

louis louka grinning at his phone while standing next to his rally car. the car has a broken suspension and heavy damage to the right rear

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 17d

anddddd 🥁🥁🥁… msport out ! *rings the gong*

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 17d

incredible business idea: i make a sports betting site but instead of sports you bet whether msport or hyundai gonna clinch the first rally retirement

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 17d

its not raining but the tarmac is slippery as always

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 17d

incredible business idea: i make a sports betting site but instead of sports you bet whether msport or hyundai gonna clinch the first rally retirement

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 21d

recent rally news has been so batshit insane that i almost forgot its cer week

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 21d

been finding it more difficult to spot gen ai pics these days now. lets hope i will be six feet under by the time the singularity happens and we all live in the pods like the matrix

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24d

"I just decided, when someone says you can't do something. DO MORE OF IT."

-Faith Ringgold (1930-2024)

#WomensArt #FridayFeeling

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 24d

but that was back in 2009 and 2025 eff won has drivers training since they didnt know how to walk yet (the same way kalle started rallying at like 8 or 7 years old lol)

80% this gonna be like miyata moving into f2 and slumping at around 19th out of 22 ppl. but if the 20% happens... idk

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 25d

this is about to be either one of the best or one of the worst career decisions ever made in motorsports history

DirtFish Bot (Unofficial) @dirtfish-com.bsky.social · 25d

Rovanperä’s ultimate goal is Formula 1#WRC

Rovanperä’s ultimate goal is Formula 1

Kalle Rovanperä is aiming to be the first World Rally Championship driver to compete in Formula 1 as he makes the switch to single-seater racing... <span class="excerpt-read-more">Read more</span> <p>The post <a href="https://dirtfish.com/rally/wrc/rovanperas-ultimate-goal-is-formula-1/">Rovanperä’s ultimate goal is Formula 1</a> appeared first on <a href="https://dirtfish.com">DirtFish</a>.</p>

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · 25d

was intending to take a nap but the news of kalle rovanperä woke me like a sleeper agent

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · Sep 23

the number of men who flock to comment how women and asians cant drive under almost every samantha tan’s post is just astounding. i think she should be allowed to pick one of these guys and crash their car in return

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · Sep 17

wrc director saying they want to move rally d’italia to rome instead of sardegna bc he thought rome better represents the nation 😭 sardinians abt to hunt you for sport bro

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · Sep 17

Photographer Pennie Smith, The Clash, 1979, used for the 'London Calling' album cover art and voted best rock 'n' roll image #womensart

Monochrome photograph of a musician on stage bending while holding the neck of an electric guitar as if about to hit it off the floor

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johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · Sep 13

first victim of hyundai-itis this weekend ..

ott tanak sitting dejectedly on the grass after retiring from the lead

johanna ☾⋆ @mitsulanc3rx.bsky.social · Sep 12

highly suggest msport start hiring etsy witches to cure whatever’s wrong with your cars bc how are you always having fuckups right from the 1st stage 😭