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MitchCumstein

@mitch9cumstein.bsky.social

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harm me with harmony. putting the foil on every game. spiral out, keep going. cannonball it.

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MitchCumstein @mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 1h

Capable of the unthinkable.

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MitchCumstein @mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 1h

Plot twist: wife was sneaking it on the couch and dropped a wrapper. 4yo found it and asked where it came from. She panicked and said she found it in the cushions then asked whose it was. Everyone pointing at each other like it’s the last 5 min of Reservoir Dogs.

MitchCumstein @mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 4h

We found Halloween candy from last year hidden in the back of a cabinet so naturally we start eating it and it’s not stale or anything. Shit is good as new. Barely even food. Awful. I love it.

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MitchCumstein @mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 2h

That’s basically how I decide to listen to ashow

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MitchCumstein @mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 4h

We found Halloween candy from last year hidden in the back of a cabinet so naturally we start eating it and it’s not stale or anything. Shit is good as new. Barely even food. Awful. I love it.