@mistomaxo.bsky.social
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aka regretsorelaxo. adults only! i love cartoon porno. i mean, i appreciate erotic artwork. im depressed. yes, i myself am an adult if i need to clarify that. my joints hurt
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mistomaxo.bsky.social
hello. i draw images sometimes, usually starring these sorts of characters. i try to maintain an archive of them at this link meesto.newgrounds.com i do not know how to tag for gore here yet so i hope a severed foot is not too scary for you. i also dont know how to pin a post if thats a feature here
a group of unusual beings are enjoying a sunny warm day at the beach in their beachwear. a blemmy and a bird beak-faced woman sit on a beach towel while a large long-necked sharp-toothed apelike eyeless woman and an anthropoid crustacean play in the water's edge. the large apelike long necked sharp toothed eyeless woman is crunching on something she found on the beach. the beak faced woman approaches and demands she spit it out. it is a severed human foot wearing a swimming fin. it is a mystery where it came from.
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bittenbun.bsky.social
er.. sorry not sorry
sharing this one a little early
Sally from Atlyss, breasts exposed and squeezed together on Paige's lap, a large mess between them. With a blushy glance to the side Sally says "sheesh hon, you're makin' this a habit, ain't ya?"
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ch-1060.bsky.social
#cute #tardigrade #furry #slime #thing
cute tardigrade furry slime thing (it/its)
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ch-1060.bsky.social
sexy fucking tardigrade slime thing
cute tardigrade slime thing (it/its) laying prone on its back. one eye is scrunched shut and the other is peeking through its hand. its very fat and shiny and cute and its glowing yellow from its cooch lol.
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victoriamaderna.com
Original art available!
115x162 mm paper size. 185 euros, EU shipping included*. DM or email [email protected] to claim.

*This one's not shipping to the US at the moment, sorry!
victoriamaderna.com
Day 02 of #septempera - little witch taking a break.

This one gave me a lot of trouble, should have probably planned it better...
Painting by Victoria Maderna, little witch on a chair with a black cat and a crow.
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ryougasaotome.bsky.social
Flipping through Minaba Hideo's killer art book and thinking about how much Crimson Shroud kicks fucking ass.
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chechula.bsky.social
Bilbo and the Troll! ♥
#tolkientober
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yoshimired.bsky.social
in the eternal crusade, sinners have a new path to redemption. strapped into suits of armour, they are living engines for God's holy metal warriors, the Confessors. Euphemia is one such sinner. and she, unlike most, can speak to her Confessor. and the machine might not like what she has to say...
Short Fiction – Metanoia
Upon the mountainside above the yawning abyss of the valley wherein the great necropolis of the Headless Saint lay as a shadow of brutal stone and sculpture with columns and pillars and mausoleums stretching on for countless miles beneath the fog, its highest reaches, the towers and spires of the battlements, piercing the turgid grey with the slender pride of ships’ masts at sea, above that, within the ruin of the old charnel house at the cusp of the village which had no name, the girl rose exhausted from her slumber upon the hard ground, her robe stained across with dark filth, and offered a prayer to Christ on her knees which ached, and rose up and went to the bucket of cold water left for her which was metal and dented and she took off her robe and she washed herself with the cold water and did not cry out as it touched her skin, and she took the towel from the wooden bench by the door and she ran the hard material of the towel across herself and it stung and pricked her all across her flesh, and when she was dried she stood and she offered another prayer mumbling through chapped lips in her voice like withered parchment (“Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy loving kindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions”), and she felt the cold air of the mountain creep in through the old ruined stone half-collapsed and felt the pale anaemic sun which reached in to bless her and she smelt the old bone beneath the floorboards where the corpses of all the martyrs who had not done good enough lay stacked their bones broken up and made into columns which lined the hall which led up to the altar where the nameless saviour of the village whom not one of the villagers could recall (“I believe he was a doctor, was he not?”) was interned with his full skeleton intact, preserved there behind glass sat with bony fingers knotted together by rope and grim pale skull twisted low in benediction by iron bolts, in a pose of eternal worship as behoved one of great honour, though no one knew what that honour had been but knew, according to this grand ossuary, that it must have been great, and therefore it was satisfactory, to all, that he was there.
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yoshimired.bsky.social
pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you

son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?

pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time

son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin

pa: bugs got asses, boy
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mostexcellentrobot.bsky.social
Had to rush a little 'cause I gotta hang out with friends soon, so I gave her a box to pose against

I've been wanting to draw this cutie for a while anyway
Lenyavok's cute bird creature, sitting on a BOX???
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sarahboobs.bsky.social
funny ych i got from @shyshyoctavia.com a while ago.. do you have any treats for her?? #sammy
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noctoc.bsky.social
I usually just vault the freaky ones, but I was told this one deserved to be shown

Credits to Casloafy for the underwear idea. that thing goes hard.
taffy
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puppeypawbs.art
pumpkin carving can get a little messy!
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malberrybush.bsky.social
Day 14 of #bonktober69

Translucient!

I've been having wrist issues the last few days which has set me back, though after some rest it's gotten better. If it persists though, I might have to cut bonktober short this year...