Sam 🔞
@misterbaman.bsky.social
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26 | Pan | he/him | Sometimes NSFW | Minors DNI The worst person on the internet. pfp: @rainydaydeer.bsky.social
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Man, why does getting to see a psychiatrist have to be so difficult. I just want to force my brain to make more of the chemicals I need to do the shit I've been wanting to do for ages but I gotta wait like half a month if I'm lucky to even get started. I've lived in my brain quite enough, thanks.
Self-discovery indeed. This turned out so good! Thank you so much!
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sinner anatomy self-discovery
Gonna give Cherri's butt and Pentious's shoulder a big squeeze
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Because it would be too lonely if Pentious was the only one wearing Verosika lingerie, I had Cherri wear Loona lingerie to keep him company.🤭❤️

#HazbinHotel #CherriSnake
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メイド服velちゃん圧倒的萌萌萌❣️❣️❣️
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I really hate that the "we need to get weirder and make weirder art!!!" got adopted by people who morally panic over a pup hood being worn at pride/furry convention and or harass artists offline for...making weird art?
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Val's drawing becoming real
#VoxVal
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Testing the Product

Fizz took Terry through every new product Asmodeus was about to put out, but nothing could beat the real thing, could it?
New kink unlocked: Ash Williams but girl
I didn't know I needed Sallie May in an Ash Williams fit, but now that I have it I feel so much happier.
Don't look behind you, part 2 of our Double Trouble Halloween Slasher sale just crawled out of the grave! Stuff your treat bags with all the standees it can hold before the pre-order ends Oct 29th! sharkrobot.com/vivziepop
Lute is a favorite of his, so she regularly comes up with excuses for him to "check on her". She acts worried that a sinner might get the upper hand on her so he'll hold her down and be rough with her.
Adam regularly doing fitness inspections on the Exorcists as an excuse to grope and molest them. Making them strip so he can get a better look "for their safety". Touching their pussies "by accident". Maybe sometimes making them come in for "flexibility testing".
There's so much to unpack there I don't even know where to begin.
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エンジェル🕷️💓🧶
#HazbinHotelAngelDust
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Lucifer wearing Verosika’s Lingerie 💕 🫣

#lucifer #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss #verosika moe flavor hazbin helluva
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It is time to enjoy spring with your Gardevoir 🌻
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Adam has the special ability of turning people into night lights.
#guitarspear #HazbinHotelAdam #HazbinHotelLute
Language is a bunch of people agreeing that a sound has a specific meaning. If a society cannot agree on what a word means, it needs to get the fuck out because it is not serving the purpose of language.
I really need people to understand that there is no one word that can properly convey your identity, sexuality, and CERTAINLY not your fucking politics. You are you. You are a unique individual. Let your whole being speak for itself.
The human need for one-word labels for everything is one of the biggest obstacles to progress and understanding I've ever seen. They only ever get used to piss people off or two win, not to encourage forward progress. Drawing arbitrary dividing lines just distracts from the stuff that matters.
I feel like we should just get words like "communist" and most if not all variations of that out of popular speech. It's long since stopped meaning anything and all it does now is just make people furious with each other, even if those people would actually agree a lot otherwise.
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Club Consent Week
Day 6
Dubcon/Coercion

While working on this the thought "he'd look super cute with a pussy" entered my mind and I was correct. So this is the only one that got an alt. lol

#dubcon #coercion #noncon #publichumiliation #clubconsentweek #fizzeroli #fizzbot #fizzarobot #mammon
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Genuinely infuriating and petty behavior. Hate it.